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Tuesday, 10 June 2008 00:48

Minyak naik lagi

Kenaikan paling tinggi

Semua letak tangan di dahi

Kecuali ahli keluarga Badawi

 

Dah tau naik minyak awai-awai lagi

Mereka beli berjuta-juta saham TNB

Kalau TNB naik seringgit pun jadi

Buat duit dalam masa tiga hari


Minyak naik tak terasa pak menteri

Sebab mereka naik kereta kerajaan bagi

Boleh lalu lebuhraya bertol berkali-kali

Begitu juga dengan mereka punya isteri

Ada driver mai ambik setiap hari

Siap dengan bodyguard ke mana pergi

Mereka tak pernah rasa cengkaman inflasi

Dan mereka akan shopping di luar negeri

Tak main la kalau ke Kamdar atau Pasar Seni

Bawa beg besar-besar jenama LV atau Gucci

Naik flight first class bukan kelas ekonomi


Menteri kata tak boleh elak lagi

Kerajaan terpaksa menanggung rugi

Sebab tak tahan nak bagi subsidi

Suruh rakyat berjimat bawa kereta 600cc

Gila punya cadangan wahai pak menteri

Hang lah patut berjimat awal-awal lagi

Cuba hang bawa kereta hang sendiri

Hang cuba ikut Umar atau cara nabi

Kurangkan program majlis rasmi

Majlis makan malam makan roti cicah kari

Sedap jugak sehingga menjilat jari

Tak payah udang besar atau mutton beriyani

Kurangkan impot artis luar negeri

Tak yah panggil Al Jarraeu atau Mariah Kari

Kurangkan jalan-jalan luar negeri

Ikut Guan Eng naik flight kelas ekonomi

Kediaman rasmi guna perabut buatan sendiri

Tak payah impot tiles dan perabut dari Itali


You all buat dulu baru bagi tau rakyat

Jangan suruh rakyat berjimat cermat

Tapi hangpa perangai macam taukua sumbat

Pandai cakap tapi tak pernah buat

Perut mereka di kampung telah lama diikat

Makan ala-kadar paling mewah air sarbat

Janganlah buat perangai munafiq dan jahat

Allah di atas sentiasa monitor dan melihat

Keris Silau

9 Jun 2008

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written by zul4kulim, June 10, 2008 01:24:04
Irrespective who is going to be or stay as government, the government needs to, starting today, to be up-front with Malaysians about the challenges we have to face.
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written by PAKRAK, June 10, 2008 01:25:40
I don't think I need to go for an intensive English course. After reading the above comment, it has widened my knowledge and vocabulary. Shheeeeeesssssshhhh!!
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written by songsar, June 10, 2008 01:50:17
What do you expect??

He used to go to sleep wearing a sarong

Now he goes to sleep wearing a 2nd hand jean
its a bit loose, but who cares.
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written by Kerajaan Rakyat, June 10, 2008 01:57:44
Hello Abdullah Badawi, kamu memang laknat!!

Rakyat menderita. Rakyat hidup sengsara. Kamu masih boleh berbangga membenarkan percutian berbayar kepada menteri dan timbalan menteri. Memang tidak berhati-perut kamu ni Abdullah Badawi.

Kamu naikkan harga minyak 40 peratus, tetapi kamu potong elaun keraian kamu hanya 10 peratus. Memang kamu manusia pengkhianat. Memang kamu manusia pendusta. Memang kamu manusia yang tidak harus dihormati.

Hello Abdullah Badawi, percayalah setiap jiwa yang telah kamu khianati pasti menyumpah seranah dan memaki-hamun kamu sekeluarga kerana sikap dan kesombongan kamu.

Kamu menjadi Perdana Menteri lantaran penipuan dan penindasan yang telah kamu lakukan.

Hello Abdullah Badawi, kamu telah menipu rakyat dengan slogan-slogan keagamaan yang kamu laungkan. Islam Hadhari, konon. Mencari Al-Ghazali, konon. Membenteras rasuah, konon. Sebenarnya kamulah kepala kepada segala amalan rasuah!!!. Bangsat!!

url]http://kerajaanrakyat.********.com/
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written by Negarakuku, June 10, 2008 01:57:52

For everybody information, Sweden is using to electric cars and motorcycles to cop with petrol problem. It is both good for environment and quiet in town. Malaysia should even start switching to electric cars and motorcycles too and that must happen NOW!!!
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written by doggone, June 10, 2008 02:04:17

I couldn't have express better there, shan.

I'll give a month's salary just to see that PM hang from the nearest tree for all the miseries he had cause the nation and its people since taking over.
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written by schizonoid, June 10, 2008 02:48:58
Hope yo spirit becomes oil, to be burnt forever.
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written by rajaphillips, June 10, 2008 03:45:11
Scolding Badawi alone is not fair as this whole mess was planted by the fellow. Badawi is reaping whatever that was previously sown.........
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written by InEffective, June 10, 2008 04:26:26
For those who feel compelled to unleash and vent your anger with profanity,

Whilst we can understand and appreciate these intense feelings which are arguably justified (i do also share the same sentiments), it does not help the overall objective and goals of making Malaysia better.

Being hurtful and mean does not solve any issue, and does not help anyone in seeking change, enlightened understanding, and betterment of our environment.

If we populate this MT with offensive material, potential readers and supporters will get turned off - and who can blame them. And you consequently will hurt your future by eliminating whatever support does exist.

The MT forum is terrific - we get the opportunity to hear diverging and shared views which are legitimate and illegitimate. Embrace the diversity - we can make this nation better, but it begins with you.

May i ask you to refrain from profanity, racial or religion bashing ?
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written by chaiksyn, June 10, 2008 08:33:43
Dearest Shan,

I kow tow to you! I share your sentiments you see.

Thank you for the enlightening English! Wow! Wee! Explosive man!
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written by budakindia, June 10, 2008 09:10:40
Lepas nie suruhlah Proton keluarkan kereta lembu dengan lembu-lembunya sekali! Dari membazirkan wang menciplak hasil ciptaan orang lain baik buat kereta lembu! Jimat belanja!

Kebaikan kereta lembu:
1) Tak boleh guna lebuhraya, jadi tiada bayaran tol.
2) Tak akan gunakan minyak petrol, diesel dan segala macam minyak yang mahal! Jadi tak payah terhegeh-hegeh nak ke stesen minyak!
3) Tak payah bayar cukai jalan sebab JPJ tak pernah mintak pun.
4) Tak payah pakai tali pinggang keledar sebab Majlis Keselamatan Jalan Raya tak pernah pun suruh! Jadi tak payah nak buat lawak pasang!
5) Masa bawak kereta lembu tu kalau dah boring sangat bolehlah cuba bercakap dengan lembu-lembu itu!
6) Tahi lembu boleh diproses jadi gas metana. Gas untuk memasak!
Inilah antara kebaikannya kereta lembu jadi Pak Lah silalah jadi tauladan dengan menggunakan kereta lembu! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by ChickenRic, June 10, 2008 12:13:37
The author has got a point here. Our ministers will NEVER know how the rakyat feels. All their expenses, vacation, festive celebration expenses etc are paid by rakyats money. Chauffeured with police so that not to get stuck in traffic. Bodyguards and security to safeguard them and their properties from harm and robbery, and the list goes on and on.

Maybe they should live like the common rakyat; drive their own cars in congested traffic, pay for their own toll and fuel, pay for own expenses and vacation, live with the common rakyats salary (which is peanuts). Then perhaps they will learn a thing or two about our grievance. But I don’t think that might help either, because they have become too proud and their heart has turn into charcoal.
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written by tokioRain, June 10, 2008 14:00:37
Hey what happened to Shan's earlier posting? Kena censored izzit. Anyway, had a good laugh while it was there. What an example of blowing your top!
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written by Nick Chong, June 10, 2008 14:09:41
When Pak Lah sleeping we only need to paid petrol Rm 1.92
When Pak Lah woke up, we need to paid Rm 2.70
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written by SocratesI, June 11, 2008 10:24:58

Maybe he needs to hit his head on something and go back to sleep !

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written by Abajawi, June 11, 2008 11:24:15
Bila harga minyak naik, semua rakyat naik minyak (kecuali menteri-menteri, timbalan menteri dan setiausaha parlimen BN.)

Kita semua "Naik minyak" kerana minyak naik!

Kalau anda tak tahu apa "naik minyak", gagallah sistem pendidikan negara ini kerana tidak mengajar apa dia 'naik minyak'.

Akhirnya, amalan korupsi yang selama ini bermeraja-lela di m'sia menunjukkan kesannya, apabila kerajaan tidak ada lagi sumber untuk memberi subsidi minyak kepada rakyat. Minyak adalah khazanah negara, anugerah dari Tuhan, yang sepatutnya dikongsi dan dimanfaatkan oleh semua warga negara. Ini boleh dinikmati sekiranya sumber itu diurus dengan baik dari dahulu.

Tetapi apa boleh buat, ketika mewah, pemimping selalu boros, dan banyak menyelewengkan wang hasil minyak kepada projek-projek yang membazir--seperti Putrajaya, cyberjaya dan berbagai "jaya" yang ternyata sudah gagal.
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written by Tom n Jerry, June 12, 2008 10:08:51
semua yang ada perkataan jaya memang tak berjaya!Last time we had a government called Berjaya!it was defeated by PBS in the 1986 elections!Putrajaya,cyberjaya and my cousins Jaya Photo semua tidak berapa berjaya!mesti pakai ayaj kalau mahu berjaya!Cuba try lah! smilies/grin.gif
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