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There are certainly plenty of pressing problems to keep Umno busy. Instead, it focuses on whether the Chinese can keep pig farms, Indian Muslims can continue to live with their Hindu spouses, or Singapore is trying to take over Johor by investing in the BN's showpiece Iskandar Malaysia.

By Singapore Straits Times senior writer Cheong Suk-Wai

Malays are fond of likening the powerful to elephants, in proverbs such as “gajah sama gajah berjuang, pelanduk mati di tengah-tengah” — when elephants joust, the mousedeer caught in the middle die.

The United Malays National Organisation (Umno) remains for now the “gajah” in Malaysian politics. But an elephant is only as powerful as others say it is — and judging from recent comments in the Malay media, Malays are no longer sure what manner of “gajah” Umno is.

This calls to mind a 19th-century parable by John Godfrey Saxe:

It was six men of Indostan

To learning much inclined,

Who went to see the Elephant

(Though all of them were blind),

That each by observation

Might satisfy his mind.

Now, nobody would say Malaysia's Malays are blind to what ails their country, especially since it was their 5 per cent swing to the opposition coalition Pakatan Rakyat (PR) that put the latter just 30 seats away from power.

But the Malays are certainly wondering how Umno can protect their interests. Just like the six men in Saxe's The Blind Men And The Elephant — who, in turn, mistook the creature for a wall, a spear, a snake, a tree, a fan and rope — the Malays are groping for an answer.

During a talk at the Institute of Southeast Asian Studies here last week, Rita Sim of Malaysia's Institute of Strategic Analysis and Policy Research (Insap) noted that Malaysia's Malays are a majority that behave as though they were a minority.

But can anyone blame them? One of Saxe's six men, upon bumping into the elephant, thought he had run into a wall. Many Malays today would point to the mansions of their local Umno representatives, whose high gates are rarely — if ever — opened to their hut-nestled neighbours.

An elephant uses its tusk to defend itself only when provoked. But someone new to the animal might mistake the sharp protrusion as a weapon — like, say, the keris that Umno Youth chief Hishammuddin Hussein has unsheathed, kissed and stabbed the air with at every Umno general assembly since 2004.

Does it really serve Malay interests to make such gestures against the non-Malays? Sim's number-crunching showed that Umno does best in states with a multiracial mix, like Johor. The mostly-Malay rural heartland tends to vote for Parti Islam SeMalaysia (PAS), now a PR component.

Indeed, as Sim and her colleagues at Insap — the think-tank of the Malaysian Chinese Association, the BN's second-largest component party — found, between 36 and 40 per cent of all Malay voters have voted for the opposition in every election since 1959.

Will Umno's young leaders put their keris down long enough to work on the most basic needs of Malays?

In 2004, when the BN enjoyed its biggest-ever general election win, Malaysia's National Economic Action Council (NEAC) found that the wage ratio of a Malay to a Chinese was 1:1.64, while that of a Malay to an Indian was 1:1.27. The NEAC concluded that it would take Malays a good 150 years to catch up with their non-Malay countrymen.

There are certainly plenty of pressing problems to keep Umno busy. Instead, it focuses on whether the Chinese can keep pig farms, Indian Muslims can continue to live with their Hindu spouses, or Singapore is trying to take over Johor by investing in the BN's showpiece Iskandar Malaysia.

It might not seem fair to lay all Malay woes on Umno's doorstep. But then the party has always held the biggest wedge of power in government, and the civil service, military and police forces are more than 90 per cent Malay.

An elephant uses its trunk to pluck low as well as not-so-low-hanging fruit for itself and its kin. But just like one of Saxe's Indostanis, the poorest Malays today wonder if Umno's trunk resembles a snake more.

On May 15, the front-page story of the Terengganu edition of Sinar Harian was of former Terengganu Menteri Besar Datuk Idris Jusoh claiming that his mostly-Malay state — among Malaysia's most destitute — had received only RM1.3 billion in petroleum royalties, and not RM7.3 billion as claimed by the Minister in the Prime Minister's Department, Datuk Amirsham Aziz, in Parliament earlier this month.

Idris' retort? “(The allocation) is administered by the federal government..., and the state government does not control all the spending made by the ministry in question.”

Few in Malaysia find such finger-pointing helpful, except as a reminder of the endemic corruption and cronyism in the country. And just last Friday, Selangor's new Menteri Besar, Tan Sri Abdul Khalid Ibrahim, revealed that BN assemblymen had already spent 90.6 per cent, or RM26.6million, of the state's total budget allocations for this fiscal year by February, leaving only RM2.9million for the rest of the year.

Khalid added that his investigations showed that tens of thousands of ringgit went to dinners and souvenirs for “VVIPs”, including RM279,000 worth of sports attire for BN politicians' wives.

The legs of an elephant can, at first touch, seem like tree trunks. If Umno remains unmoved by the plight of Malaysia's poorest, those who cling to the party's legs may soon find themselves in an economic quagmire. The five opposition states — Selangor, Penang, Perak, Kedah and Kelantan — together generated 57 per cent of Malaysia's gross domestic product in 2005, and today attract about 48 per cent of all investments in the country. Which is why PR's de facto leader Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim can now speak of improving the lives of all Malaysians.

The elephant has wide ears to listen with, but a blind man touching one might mistake it for a fan. Is Umno bending its ears to the Malays or fanning the flames of mistrust?

When one considers that Umno members' loudest grouse during the party's election post-mortem in Sungai Petani, Kedah, last month was that its leaders had largely dismissed their list of nominees for polls, the gajah's ears do seem to have fanned discontent unnecessarily, instead of listening intently.

And though an elephant flicks its tail to swish away petty irritants, to the uninitiated, its tail can seem like a rope with which to throttle anyone who challenges it.

As the chief of Umno's women's wing, Datuk Seri Rafidah Aziz, put it late last week: “There are so many hypocrites in Umno, and that is why the ship captain does not know where to go. He thinks that everyone is going in the same direction because in front of him, they all say 'yes'. They will not criticise but will say different things behind his back.

“When problems crop up, they ask for the captain to be replaced... Each time the ship is about to sink, (they) throw the captain into the sea.”

More than ever in its 62-year history, Umno's 3.4 million members have to decide what they want the party to be — a body using its tusks, trunk, legs, ears and tail for the common good, or something which the Malays continue to mistake for a wall, keris, snake, tree, fan and rope.

With so many of Malaysia's 13 million Malays having hopped over to PR's camp recently, they had better not take too long to decide.

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written by michael chick, May 29, 2008 14:17:49
This is UMNO's MOST jumbo misstep:



Let's send the murderer's of Altantuya to HELL !!!
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written by CitizenBodohland, May 29, 2008 14:22:53
UMNO...how low you can get?
UMNO...how shameful you are..
UMNO...nak tunggu sampai kiamat baru sedar dan faham?
Don't tell me you need a Singaporean journalist to wake you up?

Rakyat can already pre-determined your response to this Singaporean writing.
You will bark and bark and bark and bark.........
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written by Birdbrain, May 29, 2008 14:29:38
3.5 million UMNO members make a Prime Minister of Malaysia!?

Are the rest of us DUMB? Pakatan Rakyat has the backing of MOST Malaysians and naturally DSAI claim to be the next PM is imminent.

So I guess the 3.5 millions UMNO members are more DUMB!

cUCKOO!

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written by zul4kulim, May 29, 2008 14:30:30
Batu Putih is also another blow to UMNO...middle finger to the leaders!
http://1426.********.com/2008/...inger.html
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written by FFT, May 29, 2008 14:41:44
The problem with UMNO is that they have been mentally hamstrung and retarded under 22 years of Mahathir's misrule.

It is bad enough that they cannot shake off his miserable spell of mediocrity, but like stubbornly sticky fecal matter, Mahathir insists on clinging on.

It is high time Mahathir is imprisoned for the greater good of humankind. Some animals can only be tamed once caged permanently.
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written by Thesinner, May 29, 2008 14:43:28
"The United Malays National Organisation (Umno) remains for now the “gajah” in Malaysian politics..."

Later it shall be called "gajah putih"..can't be Batu Putih right? smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by Mr Smith, May 29, 2008 14:57:11
The fact is UMNO is the shackle that is holding back Malay progress. They will sink further if they are still shackled onto UMNO.
From the PM right down to the Local Council Chief, the priority to grab whatever 'I' can. Its to each his own.
The poor Malays who have no connections nor power are left to fend for themselves.
Hope they will free themselves of this dreadful shackle.
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written by Kritz, May 29, 2008 14:58:56
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written by Counterpointer, May 29, 2008 15:08:44
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written by Kritz, May 29, 2008 15:20:30
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written by asguard, May 29, 2008 15:25:42
Let us put this way...the jumbo's are afraid of the little mouse..that running everywhere.. so umno is the jumbo and PR is like mouse who don't waste time...grab every opportunity that comes it way.... unlike the jumbo...lazy here and there...then suddenly panic .....
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written by sttb08, May 29, 2008 15:35:26
At last, an article that truly puts the myths of the NEP - about the so called privileges of the Malays, enjoyed only by the umnoputera sobs.

May this put to rest any more claims of "privileged Malays". NEP has been/will be about the "select Privileged Malays".

Let's now look forward to a truly Bangsa Malaysia.
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written by densemy, May 29, 2008 15:36:17
... its a good thing one of the Indostanis didnt step in a pile of elephant shit.

Then the real truth would be revealed
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written by New Frontier, May 29, 2008 16:15:00
U.M.N.O=Untuk Manusia No Otak. We, Malaysians regardless of race vote 4 PR.
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written by coolandy, May 29, 2008 18:29:52
I am praying for the speedy demise of UMNO and the rise of PR.
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written by bn haramjadah, May 30, 2008 14:13:38
hahahahh I just couldn't stop laughing at this anology, how true it is, smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif, but the writer forgot to mention this, if Umno is the gajah, who trumpet loudly at the top of their voices, with foaming mouth and rolling eyes, that they are the guardians of the Malays ,the malay 'struggle" this the "ketuanan melayu" that,but in reality it is all 'SLOGANS', ACAH SAJA, UMNO is famous for coming up with slogans, very simillar to despotic dictatorships and communist countries. Umno's idelogy of nep and bumiputra only POLICIES ARE NO DIFFERENT THAN APARTHIED practised by the former regime of South Africa. These policies are nothing mmore than get rich quick scams for umno wallas through "kontreeeecks" as LKY of gerakan, put it very succintly in his interview with Malaysiakini.
What the writer has forgotten to mention on this GAJAH anology and has totally missed out on the most important part, is that though UMNO TRUMPETS LOUDLY about the ketuanan melayu policies, it actually means that the fat GAJAH of UMNO gets to gluttonise on the juicy succulant shoots and sugar-canes to chew and digest, what the MALAYS actually gets in returns are the big lumps of shit which trails at the back of the elephant, first choice of this dropping goes to the kaki bodek of bn, like MCA,MIC,GERAKAN, and other component parties who fight amongst themselves for this ELEPHANT DUNG, while the malay population at large, get the leftover droppings which the bn parties have missed. that is the fate of MALAYSIA, THAT IS THE FATE OF malays in the DASAR ECONOMI BARU OF UMNO'S, "ELEPHANT SHIT" left overs. smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif, for the rest of us citizens, we go about working very hard planting our sugarcane fields, fruit trees which feed us, but which the elephant of umno envies and loves to raid and steal in the form of tolls, 30% share holdings, taxes and what not. so folks I think we rakyat have had enough of this elephant of umno, during the hunting season which was the erection of march 8, we have collectively shot and injured this elephant, we have hurt this elephant where it really hurts its long thieving snout-trunk, in the form of dening the 5 states, now the shit is not flowing smoothly, now the shit-pickers are affected are screaming bloody murder, meanwhile the blood sucking ticks on the back of this shrivilling elephant are not gettng any nourishment. they are waiting to abandon this elephant for a fresher,healthier and fat elephant. but the problem with the fat elephant with glases who happenstance has these words "C4" inprinted on the back, birth-mark? well this elephant najis has a horny greedy slut of a she elephant as a mate, so beware ticks while humping you might get squashed. smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif, Not forgetting the hunting party- peoples PAKATAN RAKYAT is gatering on the horizon and the hunt has not finished, this herd of elephants need to be rid off. smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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