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Thursday, 03 January 2008 12:31

By the Anti Jihadist

First up for the new year out of the faux moderate state of Malaysia is proving to be a highly embarrassing development for the Malaysians. It's got nothing to do with Islam per se, but it's still too juicy a story for me to pass up.

Now, do remember happy campers, that Malaysia combines many of the worse elements of Singaporean style 'nanny state' government controls (when the government, and not you, decides what's best for you), and then it throws Islamic fascism into this perverted mix (haram this, haram that, et al infinitum). That just ups the schadenfreude of this whole mess, of course...but I digress.

It should be no surprise to anyone that Malaysia is a country that bans pornography. But scratch the surface and one finds, naturally, that the ban is widely ignored at all levels of Malaysian society, from top to bottom (sorry for the bad pun). How so? Hookers and prostitutes all but throw themselves at any well-to-looking foreigners in KL that happen by. People make and/or distribute grainy short and graphic sexual content via the mobile phone networks or the internet. Pirated porno DVDs are also widely available, and avidly watched by people who have few outlets otherwise for the usual human impulses.

And the star of one recent Malaysian 'unofficial' porno clip? Why it's none other than Malaysia's very married health minister, one Chua Soi Lek. This infidel has been caught literally with his pants down in a widely-seen clip with someone (not his wife) whom he is only describing as a 'close friend'. Close friend, eh? Nice to know that some of the Brit tendency to understate rubbed off on their erstwhile colonial possession.

Maybe he was checking on the health of his 'close friend'. All part of the job, yes?

Anyways, it takes quite a bit nowadays for anyone to embarrass the already incompetent and bumbling Badawi government, but when Chua had his 'zipper control' problem, he managed to do precisely that. Expect AAB to cast out his dhimmi minister momentarily.

But I say Chua should be promoted. At least he (sort of) told the truth when the scandal broke wide open. Consider that the usual Malaysian political technique, when caught with one's hand in the proverbial cookie jar, is to obfuscate, cover up, and deny, deny, deny. Chua should get at least some credit for going a bit against type.

Expect Chua to disappear by the end of the week. Perhaps he'll 'resign' for 'health' or 'personal' reasons.

Or maybe he'll get promoted to be the next Malaysian ambassador to, say, Paraguay.

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written by RasuahMinister, January 03, 2008 12:42:36
Luckily, Chua Soi Lek is the only minister in Malaysia who had sex with a third person.
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written by RasuahMinister, January 03, 2008 12:43:29
I'm very sure all other ministers are clean.
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written by mikebravo, January 03, 2008 12:46:03
" Sexercise is important " said the doctor....
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written by Jefus, January 03, 2008 12:55:42
He came clean, did not cause public money to be spent digging up dirty laundry. It cost him his political life, but there is closure and the page can be turned.
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written by Bukit Chandan, January 03, 2008 13:04:10
Our C-List as of 03-Jan-08:

No. Name Role Date Logged
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1. Khairy Jamaluddin Abu Bakar UMNO 21-Nov-07
2. Musa Hassan IGP of RMP 21-Nov-07
3. Ahmad Said Hamdan DG of ACA 21-Nov-07
4. Abdul Rashid Abdul Rahman Chairman of EC 21-Nov-07
5. Noor Hisham Yusoh UMNO 21-Nov-07
6. Wan Mohd Safiain Wan Hasan UMNO 22-Nov-07
7. Mohd Johari Baharum Deputy Minister of Internal Security 22-Nov-07
8. Zakaria Md Deros UMNO22-Nov-07
9. Mohd Khir Toyo MB of Selangor 22-Nov-07
10. Khalil Yaakob MB of Pahang 22-Nov-07
11. Osu Sukam PBS 22-Nov-07
12. VK Lingam Lawyer 22-Nov-07
13. Musa Aman CM of Sabah 22-Nov-07
14. Ramli Yusoff Director of CCD RMP 23-Nov-07
15. Abdul Taib Mahmud CM of Sarawak 23-Nov-07
16. Vincent Tan Gambling Kingpin 27-Nov-07
17. Tengku Adnan Tengku Mansor Minister of Tourism 27-Nov-07
18. Chong Kah Kiat Ex-CM of Sabah 19-Dec-07
19. BK Tan Organized Crime Syndicate 23-Dec-07
20. CP Goh Organized Crime Syndicate 23-Dec-07
21. Abdul Ghani Patail Attorney General 23-Dec-07
22. Christopher Wan Soo Kee Director of CID RMP 23-Dec-07
23. Kalimullah Hassan Advisor of PM 28-Dec-07
24. Zaki Azmi Advisor of PM 28-Dec-07
25. Omar Ong Advisor of PM 28-Dec-07
26. Norza Zakaria Advisor of PM 28-Dec-07
27. Rafidah Aziz Minister of International Trade and Industry 31-Dec-07
29. Azalina Othman Minister of Youth & Sports 31-Dec-07
30. Mahathir Mohamad Ex-PM of Malaysia 31-Dec-07
31. Ahmad Faizruz Ex-CJM 31-Dec-07
32. Zainuddin Maidin Minister of Information 31-Dec-07
33. Chua Soi Lek MCA 03-Jan-08
34. Rahim Thamby Chik UMNO 03-Jan-08
35. Mohd Nazri Abdul Aziz UMNO 03-Jan-08
36. Said Yusof UMNO 03-Jan-08
37. Annuar Musa UMNO 03-Jan-08
38. Abu Hassan Omar UMNO 03-Jan-08
39. Ling Liong Sik MCA 03-Jan-08
40. Chan Kong Choy MCA 03-Jan-08

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written by La Cha Mau, January 03, 2008 13:22:12
efus, I totally disagree that he came clean. The PM should detain him, the girl and every member of their immediate & extended family under the ISA so that they can be 'brutally' & "aggressively' interrogated to determine conclusively whether any 'DARK' secrets of the state discussed confidentially in weekly cabinet meetings have been passed to foreign sovereign nations through the satin sheets.Who is to say without such interrogation that the girl is not a highly trained foreign intelligence agent of Communist China or Nationalist China. The Minister of Health is the best source of information for a foreign powers' designs to eliminate the majority of the controlling race via topographical intoxicity. It is therefore inconceivable of the IGP to be more interested only in the recording and/or distribution of the video clips. He should go deeper...very much deeper similar to what he did with the HINDRAF leaders. The government must be conclusive in its findings as the future of the Malay race is in question here and not just simply payback time between Team A & Team B.
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written by Jefus, January 03, 2008 14:00:21
LCM, smilies/grin.gif Mischievious smilies/grin.gif

conspiracy theorist - I am sure you are over reacting.

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written by Stupid me, January 03, 2008 14:31:52
At least CSL did not con someone into 'marrying' him by having a bogus registrar do the solemnisation, and then casting her away later on the grounds that the 'marriage' has not been validly done.
What CSL had done was only a minor transgression, comparatively.
This should not be the way to oust another politically for whatever reasons. Can be considered very dispicable.
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written by Visinic, January 03, 2008 14:46:01
hahahahah.....finally......
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written by wannabepatriotic, January 03, 2008 15:16:06
Strip him down of his title - for what he did! By no means should a man of such high 'integrity' be allowed to parade himself with titles.

Tho i must agree that fukin around seems to be a norm nowadays, we cannot not allow such blatant behavior become a norm in the high society, where they can get away with it without worry. Preach about religion and this and that -- but at the end of the day, action speaks louder than words... Morale issues need to be address accordingly - something our Ministers lack...
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written by cruzeiro, January 03, 2008 16:13:32
LCM,
LOL!
I totally concur ...... it should be determined if anything under the OSA has been compromised!
True - why persecute the whistle blower, instead of punishing the adulterer?

Did someone say that the real crime was invasion of privacy?
Has it been inconclusively determined that there was no "soliciting" involved?

Anyways, Soi lek at least admitted and resigned - but sadly he did it grudgingly, accusing Malaysians of being "holier than thou"!

Helloooo, Soi Lek - they aren't "public figures" holding state secrets that can potentially be compromised!!!
That wasn't a very dignified thing to do .... blaming the public or your "opponents" - but better than denial nevertheless .....
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written by doggone, January 03, 2008 16:18:57
Sowing the seeds of love was a genetic code our Creator included when he created the male species in mankind. Many of us agree that men abuses that privilege by sowing them in someone else plot of land which is good if only they were rice or corn. Men being the sophisticated animal they are, very much like the idea of conquest. Wars and invasions through the ages were concocted by the men. Raw animal instinct of lust is no different even in the hands of the most powerful man of the most influential nation in the planet. Most can hold their liquor but seldom their zipper. The only thing I have to say is that if we want to live up to the title of being a man, we have to owe up to our follies and bear the consequences when caught.

Funny how the small head always out-think the big head.
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written by teo siew chin, January 03, 2008 16:27:08
Perhaps CSL is setting a fine precedent - be man enough to admit it and RESIGN!

Heaven knows how difficult it is to find a good MAN nowadays. All puns intended.
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written by La Cha Mau, January 03, 2008 18:15:57
I am sorry Mr.Jefus but I'm definitely not over-reacting. If I am then the same can be said of the IGP about the HINDRAF leaders terrorist connections with Tamil Tigers.

The labia minora and its innermost depths is the most powerful tool as well as weapon to prise open the dark secrets of any man or any State and this has been used since time in memorial. Forget Ang Lee's "Lust, Caution" and read Tom Clancy's "The Bear and the Dragon" and you will get an inkling of how powerful it is. No wine, whisky or cognac even though aged for more than 50 years can have a bouquet as delicious and refreshing as the freely flowing fluids from the innermost depths.

And this guy is no ordinary mortal being but a powerful high-ranking senior member of the Malaysian Cabinet. Whatever that was on the agenda in their weekly cabinet meetings is laid bare between the sheets of lustful caution.

Call it what you will but this guy did not go out on his own free will peacefully and quietly. Please analyse every word uttered in his statements and analyse them with a fine tooth-comb. Light bulbs not of the power-saving kind will go off flashing very brightly indeed once you comprehend their true meaning. And he knows....definitely knows many, many more senior leaders of the present administration who are also on the urethra to urethra transfer market for valuable fluids and who are equally enemies of the State. To the IGP, I would advise this: "Be afraid...Be very, very afraid for us Malaysians. Your take on the Hindraf leaders is puny compared to this".
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written by Stupid me, January 03, 2008 18:49:14
How does one define 'a good MAN'? WOMEN maybe many if the definition is what I think it is
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written by Jefus, January 03, 2008 20:09:04
LCM - u mean the purge has started?

Lets see how it unravels itself. Could be breath taking.

Definitely RPK stuff this,......
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written by raven1958, January 03, 2008 20:12:11
While a clearly tired Chua, a doctor who had a special interest in mental health, was content to let Angelina Yam do most of the humping and blowing during their tryst at their hotel suite, one thing is puzzling: WHAT WAS THE NOTEBOOK COMPUTER DOING ON THE BED THROUGHOUT THE SCREWING SESSION
1. Was it to hear the latest songs on MP3
2. Was it to watch the pirated version of “ENCHANTED”
3. Was it to watch a blue movie for mutual pleasure for sexual enhancement
4. Or was Angelina Yam trying to convince Chua to put the latest drug into the Ministry’s Blue Book
5. Or was she trying to convince him to buy the latest medical equipment to add to the ministry’s white elephants
6. Or was A.Yam just a gift from our sinsehs and bomohs to Chua for breaking all medical ethics to enable the inclusion of traditional medicine on par with evidence based medicine in government hospitals?
History has taught us that nations can be bought and sold with gold or…women…….Chua Soi Lek has a lot to answer for…

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written by HJ Angus, January 03, 2008 20:57:11
It is proper for him to resign but the manner suggests he was told he had to go or else.

http://malaysiawatch3.********.com/2008/01/it-is-correct-step-to-take.html
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written by asguard, January 05, 2008 00:38:35
This is new year sandiwara drama... don't worry there will more kinds of sandiwara dramas being offer by BN & UMNO in time to come again... I never said that this would the last of the last... but more...
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