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By Hakim Joe 

Oh, high and mighty Pakatan Rakyat politicians. We undeservedly beseech your eternal absolution and revered exculpation as the unredeemed serves to emasculate your divine tasks. We shall pledge to become the undying and abiding protectors of your faith. We shall promise to devote our undying effort to undertake the consecrated responsibility to strike down any unworthy person who challenges your inviolable authority and we shall call forth the holy powers that have been bestowed in us to rid the devils in our midst. No longer shall the unrepentant be tolerated and permitted to write and provide comment(s) hereafter as we shall mount a campaign of unremitting destruction against those who dare in doing so. 

Oh, high lords of Pakatan Rakyat, ultimate saviours of Malaysia. Forgive not those of their criticality, for they remain unsighted and unlearned. As we continue to seek out those who willingly choose to criticize your sacrosanct actions and beatified words, please bless us our divine quest as we shall leave no stone unturned and allow no dissenting critique go unpunished. We shall aspire to denigrate those who defy your sanctified word, employing four lettered words as and when necessary for these are the scum of the earth and warrant no mercy. Consent your righteousness to be our everlasting guiding light as we go in search of those who choose to veer off the hallowed path. 

Let it be known henceforth that those who tempt fate by disagreeing with the God-chosen Ones shall never be allowed to remain in peace for their injudicious comments and write-ups, for these virtuous and honourable Pakatan politicians are infinitely incapable of any wrongdoings. To err is human but we know that your esteem lordships are god personified and therefore above the errors of humankind.  

Oh, venerated political saints of Pakatan Rakyat. Please grant us your pure and unblemished godly blessings as we set forth in our justified and upright pursuit of these sinful beings who dare utter a single word against you. 

In Pakatan Rakyat we trust.

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written by longjaafar, August 15, 2009 12:24:50

The word 'Pakatan' should be substituted with 'UMNO', which is more appropriate.
Evidence of the need to change the word is for all the world to see.

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written by DanDan, August 15, 2009 12:25:12

I solemnly swear upon the Holy Books on the face of this Mother Earth to upkeep the above oath, so help me God.

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written by Hakim Joe, August 15, 2009 12:49:19

Err….longjaafar, this piece was supposed to be a parody to satirize those who support Pakatan blindly.

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written by Jeevan, August 15, 2009 14:30:09

nice one..

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written by cruzeiro, August 15, 2009 14:31:00

Boo-hoo ... somebody sulking after getting whacked for "tokking-cock""!!

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written by temenggong, August 15, 2009 16:00:39

Such an oath has already been taken by Pakatan loyalists as evident from the recent comments. To these loyalists Pakatan can do no wrong!

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written by SocratesI, August 15, 2009 16:43:12

The point is:- We need a 2-Party system, and even if Pakatan Rakyat does not deserve such support, we need to give it to them to ensure a 2-Party system which at least has some check and balance built in for the average Malaysian.

Criticizing PR yes, but let us vote them in anyway, for nothing, no other alternative can be worse than the Utterly Moronic Nazi Organization and Barisan Najis at this point in time, unless they overhaul their party after PR wins, and then we shall see who is the lesser of 2 evils.

Yes, the lesser of 2 evils ... that is our choice, NOW.
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written by Hakim Joe, August 15, 2009 17:25:19

SocratesI,

Yes, we need definitely a 2-party system but where does it say that we are not allowed to criticize our elected reps if we feel they have done wrong? No, it is not the lesser of two evils cos I do not consider Pakatan evil. It is merely that we should reserve the right to pass judgment on them when they go astray. However, not everybody approves this as you may know. There are people out there that idolize PR reps so much that it clouds their reasoning. Is this good? Maybe, cos PR needs all the votes that they can lay their hands on and PR is (hopefully) a better option. However, if one of these "PR disciples" should attain high office, god helps us all.

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written by StevenO, August 15, 2009 20:01:59

Hi Joe,

Anyone knows a little bit about antibiotic knows that it has it's side effect. It kills the bad bacteria as well as the good one. Over time bacterial resistance developed if the medication is being abused.

Like wise, there's a need of political antibiotic in the form of Pakatan Rakyat to the keep the disease causing pathogen UMNo in check. After getting rid of the disease then we can switch to safer medicine if Pakatan give us too much side effect.

Don't really have much of a choice right now. There is a new awakening in Malaysia and the Rakyat is getting more and more vocal and demand more accountability and transparency. Just hope that we will finally have a say on how the country is being manage!

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written by StevenO, August 15, 2009 20:07:41

Don't forget the saying.

Politicians are like underwear, you need to change them often!

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written by Kathy, August 15, 2009 20:15:14

The same can be said of UMNO supporters I suppose. We support our parties warts and all.

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written by Prem, August 15, 2009 22:14:12

Blind Faith in BN by our parents for last 50years has given us a nightmare we are living now,so another 'Blindness' by our 'wise'Rakyat might be another nightmare,we will be leaving for the future generation.Let us wake up and start to use our 'grey matter endowed by the good God'to be on our guard against all POLITICIANS[BN/PR].Most of us vote for 'the lesser evil'and because PR is 'lily white'!!!!!

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written by joeawk, August 15, 2009 22:19:39

We should work towards a 2 party system. However, if PR reps erred, we must correct them, lest they become like UMNO/BN.

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written by Hakim Joe, August 16, 2009 01:43:54

Kathy,

Right, we say we support a certain party and our vote for them is justification of our support, right? And then we get those who think that their vote entitles them to sit in judgment of others. How many of these people actually offer their free time to help out at the rep's service centre?

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written by SocratesI, August 17, 2009 02:25:11

Hakim Joe,

Since when did I say that we cannot criticize PR and its reps ?? I said (above) "Criticizing PR yes ..." Plain English ... which part of that did you misread ??
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written by SocratesI, August 17, 2009 02:27:02

I am saying we can and should criticize PR and its reps if we think they deserve it, but nevertheless in the interest of achieving a 2-Party System, let us unreservedly Vote for Pakatan Rakyat anyway, whatever criticisms we may level at them. That is what I wanted to communicate.
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