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You are still there RPK.The SB is going beserk!

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Ha Ha Ha, I think I am gonna have a nice mood despite the traffic jam. My wife might think that I had a raise too.

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Bala, where are you? You ran away because of this;

Najis informed Baginda that he had a sexual relationship with Aminah and that [deleted out of respect to the family of the deceased].

Najis wanted Baginda to look after Aminah as he did not want her to harass him since he was now the Deputy Prime Minister.

Najis, Baginda and Aminah had all been together at a dinner in Paris.

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Thanks Pete, this is a suprb article and left me grinning from ear to ear.

I was looking for something positive to end my rather bad day and you gave us this, a true gift indeed.

Stay safe & be blessed always sire !

Muhammad Firdaus Christopher

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Why is the date 2008 for Najib? Shouldn't it be 2009, coz that's when he was f*cked by the by-elections?

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Yesterday I went to Bangsar to photocopy a photo that I took from Zorro's blog-'This Quartet behind this again' with RPK infront been handcuffed ,carrying a 'Giant'plastic bag ,with AAB on his right ,follow closely behind by IGP,Najib and Syed Hamid.I thought it's great that I save this photo so I ask the girl at the counter to photocopy and laminate it.On seeing the photo,she hesitated and look at me and after a few seconds she regain her composure,smile at me and ask me where is RPK.I look at her and ask her back "You read MT" and she nod her head.That was a great encounter.Cheers!

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That should be a prefect score.
Nice one.
I think most people will be seen gleaming today even they had the worst day of their life after reading it.

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The teacher asked;
"Who is the Wannabe First Lady who witnessed one of Genghiz Khan descendent blown up with semtex?"
And Chandrasekhar said,
I think it's Dotty....

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lol good one

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Thanks RPK. But that poor kid will never get a degree from UiTM... she's way too smart

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Thatwas really good. A class act of it's own. Now you all know why Najib should not take Hindraf for granted. Mindraf rather. And get on to sign the release orders for the whole lot of em from ISA without any more delay. Or we inject more Chandrasekhar Ramani to walk on the corridors of Putrajaya.

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"This is EPIC!".

"Who said that!"

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"Looks like me, sounds like but it's not me" - that korek korek kore SOB

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA

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Oh YM RPK,thank you so much.I just return from works and was trying to see what up in our nation.There in here,I just .Thanks.
Take care.

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"oh shit,we're ****d!!"
a.najis n razak barginda said it at the same time.
b.najis said it right after 308 tsunami together with bodowi n the umno be end goons.
c.najis said it to rosma after rejecting her screwing request.
d.najis said it after the people found out that saifool bukhari did meet him before making the police report.
e.najis said it after the eurocopter deal hav to be called off.

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"oh shit,we're f.u.c.ked!!" ,question is when did he say it??
a.najis n razak barginda said it at the same time.
b.najis said it right after 308 tsunami together with bodowi n the umno be end goons.
c.najis said it to rosma after rejecting her screwing request.
d.najis said it after the people found out that saifool bukhari did meet him before making the police report.
e.najis said it after the eurocopter deal hav to be called off.

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ROTFLMAO! I wish more answer from her. Hehehe....

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superb for a day! thank you

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I think we should baptize Najis with the name OSWARF

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Chief,

You are on the run being the famous fugitive and you still have the time to have humor. We need to learn from you on how to face the music of life with laughter. Maybe you are trying to tell us life is short, so make it sweet irregardless of what situation it is !

Take care and god bless you

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLk9qRPOXbI

Listen to this track.
3:21

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RPK is more liken to a freedom fighter than a fugitive because
a fugitive from a repressive regime is a freedom fighter.

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Oh..my Pete! My wife nearly peed in her pants after reading this!

You really made our day!

May the Almighty Bless you and your family.

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whoever sent you this sure knew you have the wicked sense of humor to enjoy it!!!
great one!

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This is sure to make Najib's IN tray tomorrow morning. I hear he has a skeleton staff of three to peruse periodicals from the internet and cull ALL articles and anything, whenever there is mention of his name.

I know I'm flogging a dead horse to bring this up, but for a man to swear by the Quran that he has no knowledge or acquaintance with 'Tuya, Najib sure has gone to great length to protect the identity of one Musa Safri.

And to those tasked with doing a postmortem on UMNO's performance at the polls ; be forthright and tell him the truth. UMNO is taking a beating solely because of 'Tuya's gruesome murder, all else(UMNO's corrupt monkeys, ISA, custodial death, persecution of RPK, Anwar plus other political nemesis) is secondary.

Najib's greed, larceny and all that ill gotten millions(to quote just one example of Perimekar) is laced with 'Tuya's blood and the blood of two more on the way. Just when we would think that blood letting, human sacrifice was a thing of the past (common in Mayan culture and in more contemporary times, worshipers of the Goddess Kali), how else are we to perceive the actions of Najib a/l Razak ????

UMNO better wake up or you will soon MAMPUS. Given any opportunity at the polls, with this albatross hanging over Najib, UMNO's fate is already sealed before polling date in Penanti.

Casper

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That is so wicked! Thanks! Needed that!

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RPK,

You changed the last line. Naughty of you. Still, it was very funny.
That part abt monica & bill... he hold such a mouthful, it stained her dress.
What's ur email address?

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHH AHA HA HA HA HA HAAH AH HAH A HA HA HA


NOW THAT S A VERY GOOOOOD ONE

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Oops, just noticed something. Shouldn't it be 2009 in the last line?

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masterpiece

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Super Admin,
sorry, sometimes the eyes does not sync with the mind, that's what happened to me--cock eye. You are 0right, 2008.

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Who said this.....

a) Chinese is Squatter! Ahmad Ismail
b) Don't challenge our Keris, this is Malay Priviledges! Hishamuddin Gay
c) We will will Chinese blood to wash this Keris! Najib Mogolia
d) Malaysia is not Secular state, it's Islamic State instead! Mahathir
e) I am the porno actor in the controversy movie! Chua Soi Lek!
f) I don't know what are Indian doing behind the estate's tree! Lim Kein Yik
g) Don't talk about Altantuya! Najib
h) Batu Gajah tiap-tiap bulan pun Bocor! Bung Mohtar
i) We detain her because we want to protect her! Syed Hamid
j) Bastard! You're Bloody Bastard! Tajuddin
k) Correct! Correct...Correct! VK Lingam
l) NGAM, NGAM...NGAM! Ranau MP (Siringan Gubat)
m) Don't regard criminal(Kugan) as hero! Syed Hamid
n) I forgot alredy Lah! Mahathir
o) Project Khizir Raksasa is PKR! Khairy Jamaluddin
p) Negaraku, Tanah Tumpahnya DARAH ku! Hindraf
q) I swear! By the moon and the star in the sky! Najib
r) That is not commission, it's just processing fees! Najib
s) Man in the video clip look and sound like me! VK Lingam
t) Lingam is either mad or drunk! Tengu Adnan
u) When the main put his hand on your shoulder, you cannot shove it! Eusoff Chin

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Pete,
YOU REALLY MADE OUR DAY!!!!The whole office staff was glued to your column!

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha....VERY INTERESTING INFO....

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OMG! what a smart Indian girl..Very funny but interesting at the same time..Really make my day well..

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Someone sent me this. I don't know who created it but I thought it is good enough for me to share it with you. Have a good day.

DONT KNOW HOW YOU CAN STILL SHOW YOUR FUNNY, HUMANE SIDE WITH A MOUNTAIN OF COURT CASES, ISA,
SEDITION CHARGES MOUNTING HIGHER THAN EVEREST. WE ARE TRULY 1 MALAYSIA.

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And who said fuuck umno-mca-gerakan-mic in 2012 ?

The MALAYSIAN PEOPLE !!!

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Yes, on a lighter note from RPK. Best humor for May (Labour) Day celebrations:

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