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Tuesday, 24 February 2009 17:51

Belum sempat ke Bukit Gantang

Bukit Selambau pun belum datang

Kita dikejutkan kematian Adun Batang

Di Negeri Sarawak Bujang Senang

Maka sibuklah Anwar dan Hadi Awang

Untuk tawan dua bukit dan satu batang

Memang betul ini bukan kerja senang

Kena kerja kuat tak kira malam atau siang

Sebab musuh pasti juga mahu menang

Musuh diketuai oleh orang Pekan Pahang

Terkenal sebab suka bawa lari suami orang

Antaranya Cangkat Jering Bota dan Behrang

Dikurung hingga mengaku akan menyeberang


Ketua musuh sudah mula menyerang

Semua pasti beres sebab dia banyak wang

Perbendaharan negara dia yang pegang

Namun rakyat bukan semua mata wang

Bukan semua gila harta macam Hee Jelapang

Bukan semua boleh terbeli janji kau orang

Rakyat sudah muak dengan perangai kau orang

Kalau raja tak setuju kau orang panggil natang

Kaum yang bukan Melayu kau panggil pendatang

Buat demo dijalan kau kata macam kera semang

Tapi hari tu kau yang melebih dari kera miang

Kau rampas Perak dengan cara tipu dan wang

Bukan dengan mengikut lunas undang-undang

Kau juga suka siarkan gambar orang telanjang

Memang betul sentiasa mencari peluang

Kau pun sama malah tidur tanpa seurat benang

Tapi kita orang tak hingin nak tengok nenek orang


Dah dua pilihanraya di KT dan Permatang

Dua-duanya Pakatan Rakyat menang


Dengan izin Allah begitu juga akan datang

Batang Ai Bukit Selambau dan Bukit Gantang

Kita doa supaya Barisan Najis akan tumbang

Satu signal rakyat dah meluat kat hang!

 

Keris Silau

 

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written by kl_wong, February 24, 2009 18:03:03
PR akan menang.
BN akan pegi Kampung Sebelah Kaki CelahNi dapat 2 biji 1 batang balik rumah tanam jagung.
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written by pixieface, February 24, 2009 18:07:21
Umno memang di tendang
PR pasti menang
Insyallah
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written by DreamLady, February 24, 2009 18:21:19
keris Silau, that is incredibly intelligent of you to write such an impressive poem to suit the present political scenario. Well done and keep it up!!!
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written by lampard, February 24, 2009 18:56:24
Wahai Keris Silau,
Gua caya lu! Ini sajak betul betul cantek! Respek habis!
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written by Hello Keithy, February 24, 2009 19:03:49
PR akan dapat dua bukit dan satu batang.

BN juga dapat dua bukit dan satu batang, hanya kali ini adalah seorang pondan.
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written by Fuminari, February 24, 2009 19:04:56
perfect reflection of the current malaysian reality tainted by najis' notorities n evil deeds!keris silau.keep up....
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written by Zym Zym, February 24, 2009 19:07:48
Dua Bukit Satu Batang means BN will be breasts this time!
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written by mulut murai, February 24, 2009 19:36:51
Keris Silau,
BRILLIANT!!

Hello Kitty,
You got me ROFL!
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written by immuslim75, February 24, 2009 20:05:22
BN hanya dapat 2 telo
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written by Tompios, February 24, 2009 21:46:49
Marilah mencari lubang! Ya, tunggu lubang!! Dua bukit sudah ada, satu batang sudah datang, tinggal cari lubang!! PKR inilah peluang mu mencucuk peluang!!
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written by Commonsenses, February 24, 2009 21:51:57
Dua Bur*t satu Batang peluang PR cucuk Lubang2 BN
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written by ibabonma, February 24, 2009 22:22:38
May be Batang Berjuntai comes next, to complete the pairing.
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written by Come clean, February 24, 2009 22:36:12
Keris Silau, truly a masterpiece indeed! Bravo!
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written by banzai, February 24, 2009 22:40:02
Tahun lepas di pangil natang
Tahun ini nak jadikan bintang
Lama lama banyak hutang
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written by Enforcer, February 24, 2009 23:38:24
Yo Keris Silau,
Wa caya sama lu lah!
Brilliant write out sinuating the current situation.
Yo Keris Silau,
Tengok tengok apa bolih ditulis mengenai najis, botak, kera jantan dan kerismudin atau pun fat mama!
Kita tunggu untuk baca ya!
Terima kasih, thank you, siah siah, um koi.
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written by opisboi, February 25, 2009 13:43:26
next march 2 bukit, 1 batang & 1 kepala(batas) smilies/grin.gif
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