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Is there something troubling you? Do you have problem you would like to discuss? Are you undecided about a certain matter and would like an opinion on what to do? Or do you just want to pour out your problems and share it with us. Then write to ‘Dear Pete’ and let us help you.

NO HOLDS BARRED

Raja Petra Kamarudin 

Dear Pete,

I am engaged to this young man and we will be getting married next year. However, I am unsure of him and suspect he may be unfaithful to me. You see, I think he is gay as I have caught him ‘making eyes’ with other men many times and I read somewhere that gay man are promiscuous. Furthermore, homosexuality is prohibited in my religion, Islam, so this may create problems with my parents, who are very staunch Muslims. What should I do?

Yati

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Dear Yati,

First of all, you must not think that all gay men are promiscuous. Some are actually very faithful and have remained with the same partner for many years. But then you only suspect that your fiancé may be gay because, as you said, you caught him ‘making eyes’ with other men. It could be that he is just a friendly sort of person, that’s all.

Anyway, why not lay the matter to rest by getting him to swear on the Quran in a mosque that he is not gay. This is now the trend adopted by the government to dispel any accusations that one is gay.

Pete

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Dear Pete,

I am an Indian by birth and have tried for so long to pass myself off as Malay. But my friends still call me ‘Mamak’ and this really upsets me. I am half-Muslim and half-Hindu and I have made this clear many times. Mamaks are pure Muslims so this label certainly does not apply to me, who am half-Muslim and half-Hindu. What should I do? Do you think suing all those who call me ‘Mamak’ will help? I am filthy rich and possess the right connections and can choose the judge who will hear my case; so I will surely win all my cases.

Son of Abdullah

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Dear Son of Abdullah,

First of all, you can’t go around suing all your friends who call you ‘Mamak’ or else you will have no friends left. You can, however, sue all your enemies who call you ‘Mamak’. But then, if your enemies run into millions, you may end up being ‘locked up’ in court for the rest of your life.

One option would be to change your name, in particular the ‘Son of Abdullah’ part. You can legally do this by obtaining a change-of-name certificate from the National Registration Department.

In fact, you can even add a Tunku, Raja or Tengku to your name. And your name should be changed to something very Malay sounding, such as Embong, Jusoh, etc. How does Tengku Embong Bin Tengku Jusoh sound like? This is not only very Malay but will also give you a ‘royal’ touch as well.

Pete

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Dear Pete,

I am a Hindu who is about to marry a Malay girl. My future parents-in-law insist that I must first convert to Islam but I am worried that, when I die, there may be a tug-of-war between my family and my wife’s family as to where I should be buried. What should I do? Should I convert to Islam or forget about marrying this Malay girl?

Rajadurai a/l Rajalingam

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Dear Rajadurai,

If you really love this Malay girl then carry on and marry her, even if you are forced to convert to Islam. You must remember; love is blind; which, therefore, can help you overcome any trial and tribulation. So you must be prepared to face whatever comes for the sake of love.

Anyway, what do you care what happens to your body after you have died? It is not like you will know where you are buried since you are already dead. And look at it on the bright side. Once you convert you will no longer be known as Rajadurai a/l Rajalingam. You can request that your new Muslim name be changed to ‘Raja Durai Bin Raja Lingam’ and then everyone will have to address you as ‘Tengku’. You will then be entitled to buy Amanah Saham shares and Malay Reservation land -- plus you can also become an Umno member and do a post-graduate course in UiTM, amongst some of the other benefits.

Who knows, you might even become the next Prime Minister, as Indians of the Islamic faith appear to have the best chance of becoming Prime Minister. And, no, you don’t need to change your name to ‘Bin Abdullah’. This is not what Islam stipulates and you can insist that they retain your original name, but with some modifications as I suggested above.

Pete

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Dear Pete,

I started my business about ten years ago but can’t seem to make it in the business world. My financial problems have strained my marriage and my wife has asked for a divorce. I am contemplating closing down my business and instead go work for a Chinese towkay who has indicated he is prepared to give me a job. But I do not want to be remembered as a failure and my Malay pride forces me to plod on against all hope even though I know it is futile to continue along this dead end road. Furthermore, why should I go work for a Chinese towkay when it is these Chinese who are robbing us Malays of our rights? What should I do?

Melayu Baru

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Dear Melayu Baru,

You should bury your Malay pride and do what is right for your family, even if it means closing down your business and going to work for a Chinese towkay. Your family should come first. I know it is demeaning to work for the same Chinese who are robbing us Malays of our rights. But let’s face it, 90% of the economy is controlled by the Chinese and, as the previous Prime Minister said, they also pay 90% of the taxes. So we Malays have really no choice but to tompang with the Chinese. That is the reality of the situation.

Pete

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Dear Pete,

I am about to enter university and am undecided whether to take Business Administration or Political Science. My friends advice me to take Business Administration because, they say, I can make more money in the business world. What do you advice?

UiTM New Intake

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Dear UiTM New Intake,

I would advice you take Political Science as you certainly can make more money in politics than in business. The business world is very competitive and there are more failures than success stories. Once you make it politics, you can enjoy 30% shares in Chinese companies plus Chairmanships thrown in. And these shares are all free. You need not pay for them. And, later, when you sell these shares, you get to keep the money.

Pete

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Dear Pete,

I am a 56-year old Malay businessman who is about to marry a 26-year old singer. I am considering going for Botox treatment to make my face look younger but was told that it is haram for Muslims. What is your advice?

Sugar Daddy

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Dear Sugar Daddy,

You can consider eating plenty of tempe because an ex-Chief Minister did just that and he now looks much younger. But I don’t know how much tempe you need to eat and for how long before you get to see the positive affects. One setback with eating too much tempe is that it will give you plenty of wind, so you will have to be very careful with crowded lifts.

Anyway, you should not worry too much whether Botox is haram or not considering that you are a businessman. Surely you indulge in haram activities everyday and Botox would be way at the bottom of the long list of harams.

Pete

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Dear Pete

I am running a bar-disco and have installed 20 slot machines, which is the main money-spinner for my bar-disco. The slot machines can bring me about RM1 million a month. However, while I have a licence to operate my bar-disco, I do not have a licence for the 20 slot machines and now the police want me to pay them RM50,000 a month as protection money or else they will confiscate my slot machines and probably also close down my bar-disco. Bribery is haram in Islam and I am not sure whether I should pay the police the RM50,000 a month they are asking for or should I instead remove the 20 slot machines? I want to avoid doing something that Islam forbids. What is your advice?

Islam Jati

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Dear Islam Jati,

Bribery is prohibited in Islam so I urge you to not pay the RM50,000 a month to the police even though your slot machines are bringing in RM1 million a month. Remove the slot machines and just operate your bar-disco, which has a licence. That would be the proper Islamic thing to do.

Pete

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written by emastulen, August 19, 2008 15:03:48
Dear Pete,

You are so original and so well informed. Do keep up the many stories and rest assure many many of us anak Bangsa Malaysia will support you. I truly enjoy this masterpiece.
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written by anak penang, August 19, 2008 15:05:55
Your are hilarious Pete
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written by cklife, August 19, 2008 15:07:43
Robbing Malays Rights?
Since when working for Chinese who's a towkey becomes an issue of robbing the Malays Rights?
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written by kksam, August 19, 2008 15:08:39
Dear Pete,

I am so **** up with this government. Last election was my first valid election, and i voted against Liew Tiong Lai. but still he won, and now the HKC Najib is going to take over as the ****ing PM. i'm so depress that i wish i can voted and vote and vote and continue to vote the ****ing BN out of government. I'm glad you are here with us fighting against the ****ing HKC BN. Thanks again for your bravery.
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written by GOLDLUV, August 19, 2008 15:09:15
I suggest you to have the column for real.I like the Sugar daddy..bingo!!
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written by TruthSayer, August 19, 2008 15:09:44
Kudos to Uncle Pete who has just shown us that there are more than 99 ways to skin a cat.

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I had so much fun reading this.
Thanks for making my day
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written by Mangan, August 19, 2008 15:09:59
Dear Pete,

Thanks for the “Dear Pete” article. I really enjoyed reading it…

Mangan
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written by CitizenBodohland, August 19, 2008 15:14:57
Dear Pete,

These are only some of the jokes. Imagine how many jokes the WHOLE WORLD can make out of our BN CIRCUS.

I will just give one here when MIC Sami Bulu lost his seat:

This is what my friend sms me:

"MIC rebranding : PersatUan Kaum India MAlaysia (Join the capital letters please and you'll get the short form)"

I sent back:

"MCA rebranding: TIonghUa NatIonal Association MAlaysia (Join the capital letters and you'll get the short form)"
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written by cruzeiro, August 19, 2008 15:15:57
I am an Indian by birth and have tried for so long to pass myself off as Malay. But my friends still call me ‘Mamak’ and this really upsets me. I am half-Muslim and half-Hindu and I have made this clear many times. Mamaks are pure Muslims so this label certainly does not apply to me, who am half-Muslim and half-Hindu.

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ROTFLOL!!!

So that's the story ...... smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by cruzeiro, August 19, 2008 15:17:59
Now even the word 'mamak' is censored for the benefit of "sensitivities" .... now that is derogatory?
LOL!
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written by johnnie, August 19, 2008 15:22:22
Dear Pete,
I do like your sense of humour, and still get the message across! I enjoyed the above article which is the gist of what is happening in the country.
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written by timmy, August 19, 2008 15:22:29
Dear Pete,

I have been sued left to right, top to bottom for writing blog. But my hand still feel the itch to write blog. What should I do?

Pete2

Dear Pete2,

Oh that's easy, I did it every time. Just prepare a big trash can and dump in the free-used la(w)ya papers sent to you and wait for the next "suratkhabar lama" collector to come and earn some cash. Isn't it wonderful, free money!

Pete
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written by June, August 19, 2008 15:23:11
Dear Pete,

There is a lawyer wanted to sue me because I defamed him in his 3 articles. What should I do?? Should I just appoint a lawyer and sued him back as he call me PEA BRAIN and MONKEY!!

Love June

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written by Wisdom above, August 19, 2008 15:23:55
Full of Wisdom on facts of life.

Syabas.
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written by born2reign, August 19, 2008 15:24:16
HAHAHAHAHA good one Pete
kasi kow-kow! (Chinese Malay language-only a Malaysian understands)
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written by axeltung, August 19, 2008 15:25:08
Dear Pete,

I feel 'PISS OFF" to the current govt, should I migrate to Singapore or China?? As "CHOW MEE HOON" said, without her political party, all the chinese in Malaysia should be "BALIK TONG SAN" (back to China Mainland)...!! Please Pete, I need your advice smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by ibabonma, August 19, 2008 15:26:23
Pete, my problem is...well, I mean one mamak tongkang, a lawyer, is contempleting to sue me i a civil court 'by invoking the Seditious Act'! Don't you think that this tongkang is plain stupid?
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written by wag the dog, August 19, 2008 15:31:20
Dear Pete,

I have a friend who lectures in UiTM. He is very hard working and he is not Malay or Bumiputra. He never missed classes or short changes the Malay students. However he says most non-Malay lectures are like him. However he says the Malay lectures alys skip classes due to MC, Son sick, husband travelling, no maid etc. He is disgusted that the Malays are cheating the Malays and non-Malays are not allowed entry to the university. Please help me advise him.

Thank you.

Former ITM Student (but I tell everyone I graduated from UiTM he! he!)
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written by teo siew chin, August 19, 2008 15:32:24
Dear Yang Mulia Raja Petra

I think occasionally the missus need to strap you across her knees and give you a good spanking cos you are totally naughty this time! smilies/grin.gif

BTW Journeys's "After All These Years" so aptly describe you and your partner-in-crime smilies/grin.gif. You two are one lucky dude&dudess. SYABAS.
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written by temenggong, August 19, 2008 15:34:11
Dear Pete,

You may not believe it but I am really a good for nothing bum and I am fed up with my job.

I though I should become the AG. What do you think? I know some law as I have been reading the NST for some time. Who should I sue to get that job?

Bum
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written by Dora, August 19, 2008 15:38:39
Hey 'Agony Aunt' Pete you are Absolutely hilarious!!

Only you RPK can come up with a 'masterpiece' like this and get away with it!

We know who you are talking about, and 'they' must be squirming in their seats, so 'helpless' because 'they' can't do a thing about your piece. ha ha ha...

you are on a roll man......... keep going.
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written by A MI, August 19, 2008 15:40:15
Hilarious but on reflection feel real sad at the sorry state of affairs in our country.
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written by zandi, August 19, 2008 15:40:18
Dear Pete,

I am addicted to surfing the net to update myself on political on-goings around the world and especially in Malaysia. I love to post comments or post my thoughts on current issues on the Net, and I frequent sites such as Msia Insider, Msia Kini, LKS blog, DSAI blog, Malaysia Today, Sabah Forum, etc, but I enjoy most visiting and posting on MT. But there's this filthy rich lawyer who calls us MT visitors as 'vulgar' and 'pea-brain', and he is threatening to “sue each and everyone" of us "under the Sedition Act". Can you tell us whether this lawyer even know what he is blabbering about? Can he use the Sedition Act or should this case be under some kind of Cyber Act? I believe he has all the dirty money to sue the millions of MT visitors (but I wonder whether he has enough lifetime to sue each and everyone of us?). Still, what should I do? Can we counter-sue him for calling us names, too?

MT Addict

P/S, Thank you for this "Dear Pete column"...it's hilarious! Lol...
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written by rakyatmalaysia, August 19, 2008 15:40:20
Dear Pete,

how to be PM and screw tons of cash to my bank ? Can u let me know how to purchase my own private boein using goverment money ?

A.B
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written by LabRat, August 19, 2008 15:41:19
Dear Pete,

I am a pure breed Malay who believes strongly in Ketuanan Melayu. It is because this same belief assisted me to obtain my degree in a prestigious foreign university. Recently I got married to the daughter of a very rich and powerful towkay. But honestly, I married her not because of her looks or because she is sexy (as you know, we Malay treasure these two qualities in our wives), but it was because I have very high ambition to take over my FIL's business empire (if you are not aware, FIL is father in law in full, but I guess everyone knows the meaning by now). My problem is that there is this other guy, who is now assisting my FIL with his business also has ambition to take over the business, and he always take advantage of situations whenever my FIL is asleep (and boy, my FIL does sleep all the time). For your info, this guy had several mistresses, guess cos his wife is butt ugly, much the same like mine. What should I do to get rid of this playboy?

Lucky SIL
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written by RitchieLow, August 19, 2008 15:43:11
Wakakakaka, haven't had such a laugh for so long.. whats with the state of affairs afflicting all of us.. this is a good break.. and dang... so true too.
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written by Engineer, August 19, 2008 15:48:28
Izzam begged me to post this.

Dear Pete,

I have a fantastic idea to make big money. Unfortunately it is one off business. The business is Sodo-Mee. How can I expand my business idea?

Dear Izzam,

You can franchise your idea to any onion skinned face guy and share the profit 50:50.


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written by Cozy, August 19, 2008 15:49:40
Macam pernah dengar aje "Half muslim & Half hindu"... Is it from the news lately?

"Half Muslim & Half Hindu" is a new species ke?

Please get Tuan Guru Nik Aziz comment on this? Where does this word can be adopt by any Muslim Malaysian...?

Who the hell is this guy telling about the new species...?

Wujud ke????



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written by CitizenBodohland, August 19, 2008 15:51:27
Dear Pete,

I know you are nearly botak. But I think my case is worse... I am licin and shiny. You see, nowadays I have a lot of press conference to make especially when this Sai Fool's anal has now become the police favorite subject. I want to look handsome also maahhh...Please give some advice, but make sure I don't look like the Indian fella. I am worry he will say I copy him.

Botak Licin
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written by cwy, August 19, 2008 15:53:05
KEPADA DYMM Sultan Petra Ibni Almarmum Sultan Kamaludin,

Ampun TUANKU, BERIBU-RIBU AMPUAN,
Saya adalah anak kepada Peguam Abdul Shaffi Bin Tambi dan Linda Teh Binti Abdullah. Saya sedang mengikuti kursus perdagangan di UITM ikut kehendak ayah.
Memandangkan pensyarah2 saya yang kurang menyakinkan masa hadapan saya, ibu saya cadangkan agar saya ditukar ke UNITAR. Ayah saya tidak ada sebarang halangan tapi mengesyurkan agar saya mendapatkan lebih maklumat dan nasihat dari kawan2 dan pihak2 yang berpengalaman.
Maka saya ingin memohon pandangan TUANKU berkenaan masalah kemelut saya.
Ampun TUANKU!

Patik yang memohon,
Tengku Syarifah Aini Binti Abdul Ghani.
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written by ahmadneil, August 19, 2008 15:53:44
Dear Pete,I have a fat auntie who is so fat that she can't see her feet.She likes showing off her jewellery to the public. Her husband fool around with girls from Mongolia,China etc.He travels very often so I as his wife have many sleepless night.He complain that I'm too fat and snoring very loud when I sleep.So this make him very annoyed sometimes.My friends told me that may be the reason he goes out and mess around with Mongolian gals.So Pete can you help me.I'm very desperate! From Ayam Rose Ma bin swine. Dear Ayam Rose Ma bin swine, I'm very sorry to that your husband is facing this problem but sometimes man are like that becos they find solace in the arms of younger gal especially mongolian gals.I don't why but that is the latest craze now.I think it would be better if you seek doctor help regarding your snoring.Try to stick your middle finger down your throat often as it may help to widen your wind pipe. Pete
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written by TWOG, August 19, 2008 15:56:25
Dear Auntie-Agony Pete,

I am a politician who is about to become pee-amp. However, there's just this pesky little Ant-war I-bar-him who may just spoil my chances of ascending to the throne, becoming pee-amp. My mentor told me to a Sodomy Redux. The only problem is, while I have a willing stooge who is truly Sai-ful ("Sai" as in Hokkien), although he is not very insightful), I have not been able to nail the bugger as the DNA sample I have are too old. What should I do? Should I quickly pass a law to require any person to submit their DNA samples?

My real conundrum is this - what if that I-bar-him person only submit hair samples or mouth swabs for DNA profiling, instead of semen or blood samples which are really what I need to shaft them up full-of-sai's arse as evidence more useful for DNA profiling?

Yours in agony
Najis
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written by ahmadneil, August 19, 2008 16:03:22
Dear Pete,I have piles in my *******. Do you think I can be as famous as saiful and make lots of money.Actually I'm a very religious man but after seeing saiful on TV every night and hearing his rag to riches story I want to be one like him, earning fast money.At first I was thinking of going direct selling but I think this is a better way.Can you help me,Pete!I need your urgent reply becos the piles are getting bigger each day.
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written by Jeffrey, August 19, 2008 16:04:11
Pete, you are really something!!!! This one out-shine whatever your previous writings!!! Bravo, keep it up, man!!!I just cant stop laughing, it really made my day. I owe you a beer!!!
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written by captmarco ramius, August 19, 2008 16:04:41
YM RPK

An article about the sorry state of affairs in our beloved nation.Nevertheless,A Good Read.Thank You.

P/S : Just curious...of all the name you can find,why EMBONG JUSOH ?
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written by educationist, August 19, 2008 16:04:47
Dear Pete,
I see the odds stacked against the PR agenda and I feel discouraged and feel hopeless.
With the full weight of the instruments of state against Anwar, will the kangaroo court against him turn out differently this time.
If Anwar is put away, one way or the other, can the PR alliance hold?
Feeling Down
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written by miracle, August 19, 2008 16:10:54
dear pete

could have a *dear pete* column in all the msm or better to have a special tel line for this service. who knows bodowi might be one to write / call in for help??
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written by Bigdawg, August 19, 2008 16:10:59
Dear Pete,

Last night I dreamt I sodomee Saiful, and got up to change my wet pants.

Now I want to send my DNA Bukit Aman for DNA analysis. What do you say?

Anjing Besar.
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written by Navigator, August 19, 2008 16:11:01
Dear Pete,

You are hilarious.
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written by Debbie, August 19, 2008 16:12:12
pete,

you made my 12 and 13 yr old kids want to go back to malaysia..just to have a roti canai..after looking at the word 'mamak'(used to tell the kids lets go have roti canai at the mamak stall down the road)

they even laughed at the word 'gay'..it is so common here that, they laughed at the scenario above.

guess i have to tell them whats really been happening in our beloved country.

Good one pete , made my weekday a lot easier to go thru.

cheers and shalom
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written by Food Thought, August 19, 2008 16:14:30
Dear Pete,

You're funny. Could you please keep this coming ? In a meantime, can you help me to decide which device should i buy, iDola or Jen-ii ? Which is more powerful ? I heard that iDola can go into a sleep mode anytime. Thank you.
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written by malgal, August 19, 2008 16:16:06
Dear Agony Aunt but really Uncle Pete,
Thank u for listening to our agonies. We hear of so many corrupt practices in our country. But if we report them, we kena. If we didnt, we also kena had. Do we pretend not to know and wave them aside?
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written by cwy, August 19, 2008 16:20:45
Dear Pete,

I'm studying in UITM and my father is a Chinese and my mother is a Malay.
I'm quite disgusted with some of my classmates keep saying that Chinese are pigs. And the worst is that the lecturers here can't speak proper English.
I intend to continue my study in UM. Can you please give me some advice?

Thanks!
Love,
Johan Bin Johari.
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written by tommymuka, August 19, 2008 16:24:16
Dear Pete,
My good friend is gay and I am not. So, one day I saw him with
Hugh African guy checking into hotel .Fours days he was constipated.
I asked him ,are u in the pain,he said no problem ,I am used to it.
Then,he told me ,I like another guy A but he is not giving in,I tried my best.
So,I fixed A up ,I told the doctor that Guy A sodomised me actually he did not.
Now, no one believes in him ..What shall he do? Shall he swear on his uncle ‘s arse!


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written by YSL, August 19, 2008 16:24:21
Pete,

I am in love with a Mongolian girl named Utrathuya and i don't really love her but i love her sex and her know her to make me come.

I like her *******! But i am a Very Very Important Pig. How can i get rid of her or continue to have sex with her without risking my Very Very Important Pig position ?

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written by lab76820, August 19, 2008 16:25:15
Greetings Uncle Pete,

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written by ahmadneil, August 19, 2008 16:30:08
Dear Pete I'm WELL KNOWN POLITICIAN and I like to cheat on my fatty wife.I use to go out every night to find prostitute ans escort gals but I'm scare that people will know me,so most of the time I do it in my mercedes.I prefer travelling becos I feel at ease with these gals in my arms and nobody knows me. To be honest I like to go to Mongolia,paradise on earth with beautiful scenery.So help me pete before my wife catch me.Don't tell me to stop seeing gals becos it's my favourite past time and also to get away from wife who is too talkative.
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written by sjs, August 19, 2008 16:30:43
Dear Pete,

As spoken to you on the phone, I recently slept with a Malay minister's wife. I am a Hindu. Can I swear on the Quran? Or should I do it on my own holy book? Will it be accepted in Islam? Can you keep the pictures I gave you in confident? I will reveal it after Anwar becomes the PM.
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written by franklyspeaking, August 19, 2008 16:36:42
Dear Pete,
All I can say is a BIG THANK YOU!
Regards,
Franklyspeaking
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written by TwilightYears, August 19, 2008 17:00:30
Dear Pete,
I really need your advice as I am having sleepless nights. You see, I am a sinseh and a full time politician. But I am also a part time porno actor, but since I am firthy rich, I don't charge my DVD or VCD. I have put my act even in the internet for free. What my main worry is that I have engaged in "unnatural sex" and am afraid that should the future PM be found guilty even on a trump up charge, I would surely be the next one to go to jail as mine act was genuine.

On the top of all these worries, I am going for another political "erection" soon so that I can become somebody in the Govt. The problem is that the main player of this Erection did not want me as a running mate, although my porno act has shown that I can satisfy any mate. Please help.
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written by truthbespoken, August 19, 2008 17:02:59
Dear Pete,

You are so so bloody original and indomitable! HawHawHawHawHawHawHawHawhaw!
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written by uxzee, August 19, 2008 17:05:55
Dear Pete,

I am not a mamak and was once the PM of Malaysia. I was also not corrupted at all and have done very wonderful things for Malaysia. But the problem is, the MSMs who once praised and glorify me now seems to be very unfriendly. The people whom I have helped a great deal are ungrateful and are now avoiding me and one of them is threatening to be the PM of Malaysia. I have already spoken aloud that I will migrate if he became PM. What should I do if he became PM ?
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written by Raja Gasper, August 19, 2008 17:06:49
A good and up to date article by Pete.Well many Chinese and Indian guys who
embrace Islam by marrying Malay girls for fame,wealth and rich are doing fine.

It is not that Malay girls bring alone prosperity but it is a by product in
Malaysia or will just called a salvation from the Govt of Malaysia provided
the people who accept Islam can manage himself and bring the success from
ASB,ASN,Lincense,quato,contract,UiTM,....etc etc to enhance life in a wonder
ful way and support the Govt at all costs.

Simply it is "THINK BIG AND GROW RICH WITH US" and that was the message here.
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written by truthbespoken, August 19, 2008 17:16:38
Dear AuntyG,

This article by Pete is just too gud not to enjoy it to the fullest! Am glad you felt that way too. Someone called us monkeys but I guess it's all right to be donkeys too sometimes, for Pete's sake! Cheers! Haw haw Haw Haw Haw!
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written by non conformist, August 19, 2008 17:22:17
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This poor Indian is all confused... He is definitely not a Malay no matter how he pretends. And he confessed that he is neither a Muslim nor a Hindu. He can't made up his mind what to believe... He is NO WHERE... he is facing identity crisis of the worst kind. Why don't he just accept that he is plain and simple Indian to begin with, then decide carefully which of the two faiths, Hinduism or Islam that he want to embrace.
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written by non conformist, August 19, 2008 17:23:35
'I am an Indian by birth and have tried for so long to pass myself off as Malay. But my friends still call me ‘Mamak’ and this really upsets me. I am half-Muslim and half-Hindu and I have made this clear many times. Mamaks are pure Muslims so this label certainly does not apply to me, who am half-Muslim and half-Hindu. What should I do?'

This poor Indian is all confused... He is definitely not a Malay no matter how he pretends. And he confessed that he is neither a Muslim nor a Hindu. He can't made up his mind what to believe... He is NO WHERE... he is facing identity crisis of the worst kind. Why don't he just accept that he is plain and simple Indian to begin with, then decide carefully which of the two faiths, Hinduism or Islam that he want to embrace.
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written by panca, August 19, 2008 17:27:34
Dear Pete,

Spiteful made that you are a bankrupt for that reason nothing can be drained from you but yet you are the richest. Of moral standing, political awareness of Rakyat's grouses and pains, driving rightful messages that you personally gained none from doing so but earn our utmost respect because of your love of the country. We can heartily say, "None is as rich as you, one who fights for the well being of the country"'


There are obviously some very rich but morally bankrupt.

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written by budakindia, August 19, 2008 17:29:23
You said it, Pete! smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by hace, August 19, 2008 17:31:16
Dear Pete,
I am a very, very PRIVATE investigator. I am so private that though i wanted my loved ones to know where i am but i can't because i must keep it private. Actually , this place where i am is so private that i don't even where it is. Please help me.
Privately Yours,
Bal Asi Ngam
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written by sonofman0, August 19, 2008 17:32:17
written by GOLDLUV, August 19, 2008 | 15:09:15
I suggest you to have the column for real.I like the Sugar daddy..bingo!!

Dear GOLDLUV,
How do you know the column is not for real? Are you prepared to swear on it?
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written by rocky, August 19, 2008 17:37:09
ROTFLMAO smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif

That was funny especially the tempe part.

anyway dear pete I'm an Ind. MP want to be. When I become an MP, is it ok to jump party cos the DPM said it is improper for MPs to jump from one party to another as it is betrayal of peoples trust. I'm confused as I remember BN receiving MPs who have jumped to BN in the past even in 2006/2007 MP of Bahau jump into MCA/BN. So is BN above all and god like that jumpin away is a betrayal but not the other way around. BTW when I jump into BN, is it ok to practise corruption, make promise that I can't keep and spend money like crazy as well as take 'commissions'. are these betrayal of peoples trust?

CONfused Ind MP want to be. smilies/wink.gif
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written by BennyG, August 19, 2008 17:39:41
Dear Pete,

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Had a good laugh today. Thank you for triggering the funny side of the very serious problems in Malaysian politics.
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written by ramlisdar, August 19, 2008 17:40:41
The IGP succesfully undergone bypass at IJN. refer this link. He is still alive and now recuperating.



http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/19/nation/20080819154027&sec=nation
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written by ramlisdar, August 19, 2008 17:42:00
IGP survived bypass operation at IJN. He is still alive !!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.thestar.com.my/news/story.asp?file=/2008/8/19/nation/20080819154027&sec=nation
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written by hace, August 19, 2008 17:42:46
Dear Pete,
I'm a doctor from Burma. i was working in your beloved country before but i was sacked because i was not a anal specialist. I am now back in my country and looking for anal university to further my studies but they don't have it here. I do hope you can help me find one in your country. I love to be back.
Anally Yours,
Dr. Oh Si Man
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written by Mickey, August 19, 2008 17:43:32
Agree that it's funny, but the sad part it's true and the nation is at it's pits right now, so what can be worse?
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written by Motherchell, August 19, 2008 17:54:28
My dearest YM Raja Petra Bin Raja Kamarudin, I had been terribly down with all the filth thrown at you and DSAI, you just pepped me up , I thank you , I always wish there was a Shangrila , where all of us here , could live and enjoy the life we fight tooth and nail , not with weapons but with the IQ you give us to think so wonderfully. So much to extol about you -- words cant say all that I want to say about your true convictions , the pains you go thro' daily for us all!

God Bless you and your family always Pete! Thank you again , and I remember you said once ," God speaks in mysterious ways "!!!
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written by KotaDamansara73, August 19, 2008 17:56:38
Dear Pete,

I want to be a muslim because I want to marry a malay girl. I find malay girl more beautiful. But I don't want to sunat. What should I do?
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written by Jbao, August 19, 2008 17:57:35
Dear Pete
I hope you can help me. My sister died late last year. I was the sole beneficiary of her insurance policy. But when I checked with the Insurance Company (GE)whose motto is "life is great but death is your problem, not ours" I found out it has already been cashed out months before her death when she was already incapacitated by her unscrupulous 2nd spouse. She had wanted me to use the money to help pay for our aged father medical bills.

When I asked how the insurance company can allow the policy to be surrendered when my sister could not sign her signature at that time as the Mad-cow disease had already eaten her brain, the insurance company said it does not matter as long as there was a mailed request to alter her signature, even if she cannot sign her old signature and all the personal details (like add, passport nos, name etc)differ from the original policy. I guest this "Malaysia Bolih" spirit has penetrated to all strata of our society. I am sure there are other scams liek this but not publicized for public awareness.

This is a true story. So Insurance policy owners beware. Someone might just change your signature and hijack your insurance benefits. And they were very efficient as well. The signed documents were processed and approved all in the same day as they were received. Payment was made promptly the next day.

So now my father is left without any funds while my sister's 2nd spouse is enjoying his ill-gotten gains. Sigh! Where is justice?
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written by Msian 2, August 19, 2008 18:02:50
Hi Pete,

I worked so hard on everything. Really very hard & have been successful from converting from Paul Mooty to Raja Iskandar. U know, my biggest conquest since then is wealth & fame as I on the private side is still Paul & golly I have 3 Mary's now. Tell me, between You(as Pete), and I as Paul we can conquer all the Mary's available -- interested in this game plan. I have a white board to do planning secretly. What U think?? My email address is oo7.
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written by panca, August 19, 2008 18:04:33
Dear Pete,

This is for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfbOHebiBgw&NR=1
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written by timberguy, August 19, 2008 18:20:44
Dear Pete,
HAHAHAHA! I laughed my ass off! It is funny, because they are all TRUE! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by HawaiiBlues, August 19, 2008 18:42:41
Dear Pete,

OMG this is SO hilarious!!! You should compile all this and publish booklets, to raise funds for bloggers .... I'm sure they will sell like hot cakes .... I'll be the first customer .... heheheheh .... smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by Fart Fart Wah, August 19, 2008 18:45:07
Great shot RPK....fantastic....satire..courld not have done it better!!!
What a laugh.

sorry for calling the Indian Muslims mhamooks..I apologize for this..
but the leader of the mahmooks started to spoil the good name of those who are sincere converts...

I have a problem. One night I had an erection I jumped over one majesty's fence fooled around with a princess. Unfortunately she got pregnant. so in order to cover up the pregnancy and to make the adultery halal I got married across the border. However I have to confess that I had to backdate the marriage to ensure that my act was covered.Is is this ok???

I also took 3million to another country. However the money is not mine but my brother in law's..I don't understand the English that these people speak. They say good die instead of good day..I was confused..Anyway people questioned me how come I have so much money when I was just a headmaster..I really feel insulted...because they never questioned the other headmasters...please tell me me what to say..


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written by rakyatmalaysia, August 19, 2008 18:56:07
dear pete,

Can samy velu swear that he didt use government money for his hair plant ? just curious..
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written by Jbao, August 19, 2008 18:59:45
Dear Pete
I am a college drop-out with no chance to make it big in life. I am deeply depressed until I heard that you can make big bucks and be set for life if you swear on the bible that you had been sodomised. Can you provide me with the contacts for me to enrol in that ASS (Anal-Saham Scheme)? By the way I am a muslim but I am willing to convert. You think that would be a problem?

Saifully Yours,
SureFoolYou bin Bodohwi
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written by Motherchell, August 19, 2008 19:15:49
Dear Pete,

I am not a Bumiputra but i somehow made it there with the proper pull of ropes than strings. I'm standing for erectionselections very soon with one guy , whom we are trying to get rid for good , we are doing all we can , even if we have to go against our religion to get him , afterall God only punishes us after our death -- who cares anyway !!!

The problems that I seek your help and advice now from you Pete urgently is -- (not that it will affect my chances in winning the erections elections with a black sheep of a brother i have ).

M1) My brother stole RM24Billion from the Rakyat of Malaysia.

2) He actually made only RM 2Billion , the balance was put into Swiss bank accounts in the names of various high profile Datuks , TanSri's, etc.(the reason my brother is in exile! and shuttles between London and Dubai). The only consolation he gets is , he gets regular unofficial visits from these so called guys at his London mansion . I have added some facts for your good responses to relieve my fears in brackets . Pl take note Pete!!

3)My brother has been out of the Country for almost 6 years , and we all miss him .

My doubts Pete,
a) Since my brother has been out of the Country and is a wanted man , would he have any problems renewing his International Passport?

b) Since he is a wanted man , would the MFA or the Home Affairs Ministry brand my brother a terrorist to get his PP cancelleed ???( but then this factor is a far shot as all have been fed well by my brother, plus his "kaki "is his man on top at the Home Affairs, in fact they look alike ,except that the other guy 's scalp shines in the dark-could be hair growth fertilizer ointments )

c) Since he has paid all his friends their share , would they have a contract on him?

Imp.Note : It is vital that, everything I tell you here must be between you and me , pl! for heavens sake don't let your MT readers know this , or they will misunderstand and not vote for me ---I trust you, with the Holy Koran in my left hand!

Also Pete, pl do wish me luck at the erectionselections--sorry I not very good in Englesh. In fact we all are not . My family members don't speak too ! But we do speak good Mandarin though! i picked it up when i used to meet my towkey friends at Pulau Pinang sorry at PP.

Though my chances of winning is low,Allah is Great!!I have had the help of my friends from KL with lots of mischief to get the other guy out!!! We in the party have done all we can to fix him . We found sodomy as the best in Muslim Malaysia , you know how the least educated Brothers of mine will react to this charges.

So My friend Pete , I trust you will give me your solutions to my fears . Thank You my friend . So refreshing to call you my friend , because my Kl friends told me never to make you my friend or have anything to do with you !!

Pete , I'm telling you the truth because I'm a good Muslim . Thank you again , awaiting your reply.
God Bless you and your family Pete! pl don't tell my friends I blessed you too!

Your Friend Always ,
Lazis.
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written by omarkhayyam, August 19, 2008 19:20:17
Pete or pete ...... for god's sake pete ...... ur got me and my wife rolling all over bursting out in laughter

man ur one hell of dude whom we will remember till death so us apart

cheers
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written by dassky2000, August 19, 2008 19:23:46
Dear Pete,

I am 53 years old,a couple of years younger than you ofcourse. I am thinking of starting T.V. Talk show, need a partner and then ofcourse I need a licence to broadcaste and a station which will allow my slot to be aired every weekdays for a solid 1 hour.

So as such, since you are a malay, can we become partners and I can use your name to apply for the relevant documents and I will pay your 60% of the profits. You don't have to do anything just sleep that's all you do.

What say you pete?

dassky smilies/grin.gif
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written by malaysianohope, August 19, 2008 19:24:21
Dear Abang Pete,
I am a pure bred Indian but I have a humongous ego that I will become the next AG, so I converted to a Muslim. But my path was purposely sabotaged by you when you disclose to the world that I'm scheming to blackmail Anwar & you. So I took court action to stop you but then I discovered that you do not have one sen in your name. So how lah!
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written by dassky2000, August 19, 2008 19:24:34
Oops, I forgot.......... I am Indian smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by ahmadneil, August 19, 2008 19:35:09
Dearest Pete,I know a friend whose uncle is a racist.He is so racist that he even treat his son and daughter-in-law like shit.You know,pete,this racist is a mamak and he refuse to talk to his son in-law becos his son is a rich chinese who often go with his girlfriend to hotel and don't come back to the mamak's daughter.The mamak got very angry and call this chinese son in-law a second class animal.Another is this mamak fatty daughter in-law who is very arrogant and often go out to party late into the night.She likes to be jilah by her friends so often she don't comes back to mamak house.so mamak use to tell his friends that this daughter in-law behaves like a prostitude.Now everyone in malaysia knows that my friend's uncle is a mamak racist.My friend is so ashame to go out now,so can you help,Pete,I'm not joking.This mamak racist is old so I hope he die faster,then my friend can go out again.
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written by ROBERTNGTG, August 19, 2008 19:37:21
DEAR PETE, I MAY BE SUED FOR READING/POSTING COMMENTS ON YR WSITE. BUT I AM ADDICTED TO MT. MY HANDS TREMBLE IF I STOP. PLS ADV WHAT SHOULD I DO.
WILL I HV TO MIGRATE BECAUSE I DONT WANT ANY TROUBLE WITH THE LAW.
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written by Limau, August 19, 2008 19:41:31
Submarine. Is this a a stuff we really need, Is our country being threatened by some strong power. Another waste of public money. There is a saying: STOMACH IS DIEING OF HUNGER, THE ******* ATE STEAK.
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written by The bags, August 19, 2008 19:42:03
Dear BOSS , ( PETE )

You should have a campaign in Permatang Pauh...LET SEND ANWAR TO PARLIAMENT..SEND ALTANTUYA KILLER TO HELL.....
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written by The bags, August 19, 2008 19:50:01
Sejak munculnya RPK,PKR dan Anwar , saya dan rakan2 berani bincangkan isu kaum/agama...dan kini kami rasakan persahabatan kami begitu erat...tanpa rasa curiga..itulah rasa KESENEGARAAN...saya lebih cintakan negara...50 tahun kita dilarang bincang isu kaum/agama , kerajaan seolah2 menyapu sampah bawah carpet , soal kaum /agama tak pernah selesai...
50 tahun seluruh kaum undi BN tak pernah sekalipun nafi 2/3 , 50 tahun duit negara BN/UMNO pegang tapi kenapa DEB tak dapat capai? salahkan siapa...MCA?MIC? Mereka tak pegang duit , kaum cina/india sokong BN/UMNO 50 tahun..macam mana nak pernuhkan air dalam beldi kalau asyik masuk dalam bedi sendiri....kerajaan seolah2 gunakan kaum melayu jadi benting selamatkan mereka dari rasuah......oleh itu MARILAH UBAH....UNDI UTK ANWAR...
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written by jack little, August 19, 2008 19:50:06
Can't stop laughing.... damn you're good in 'shooting' people...
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written by Bigdawg, August 19, 2008 19:51:39
Dear KotaDamansara73,

If you don't want to marry a sweet Malay lass and yet don't want to sunat, quite a few people have used this method to satisfaction:

Use a rubber band to tie your foreskin back; it also enhances your play.

Pete
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written by The bags, August 19, 2008 19:54:26
Kes Saiful TAK PENTING , dia tak mati bukan macam si altantuya yg dah berkecai...samaada betul dia diliwat atau dia meliwat biarlah dia dan DSAI jawap di alam kubur masing2....yg tak selamat adalah nasib rakyat yg makin hari makin susah.....itu yg paling penting oleh itu saya merayu kepada RPK dan semua TOLONG BERITAHU PENGUNDI DI PP KES SAIFUL TAK PENTING.... YG PENTING ANWAR KENA MASUK PARLIAMENT SELAMATKAN NEGARA......
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written by ahmadneil, August 19, 2008 19:55:02
Dearest Pete,can't help want to keep the comment non stop.Ok! Just now I met Annita and she is from a poor family. I know becos she like to drink with me.Now,she ask me to inform you whether it is possible to find her a lawyer becos she wanted to sue saiful for taking her business away.She siad now most man want to go for behind rather than front.I ask her you can let them have your behind but she say her behind is full of piles at least 6 lopes,so men got turn off when they see it.Now she don't have clients so she don't have income to feed her children,father,mother,grandmother,handicap grand father and her own cripple husband.So you see pete,so sad.Can you get a free lawyer and sue this bloody saiful and if win then we all can share the money.what say you.
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written by Bigdawg, August 19, 2008 19:59:53
Dear KotaDamansara73,

If you want to marry a sweet Malay lass and yet don't want to sunat, quite a few people have used this method to satisfaction:

Use a rubber band to tie your foreskin back; it also enhances your play.

Then pay the HKL doctor Rm5,000.00 to certify oredi sunat complete with signature and stamp.

Pete
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written by ahmadneil, August 19, 2008 20:04:26
My dearest Pete, My wife is quarreling with me everyday becos I'm glue to MT every minute.You can check my comment.I think may be I have to divorce her becos she ask me to chose between MT or her.I tell you secretly she can't read English so she don't understand MT.Pete don't worry I will chose MT,becos there is ONE MT only and I can find mongolian gal everywhere.If i really can't then there is always saiful who is always on standby.So what you think,can be like that,Ya!
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written by gorshan, August 19, 2008 20:08:45
dear pete, you sound like the professor serba tahu in the Gila Gila magazine smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/angry.gif
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written by ckhoon, August 19, 2008 20:13:09
Dear Pete,

I do not understand why a Malay lad has to swallow his pride to work for a local Chinese towkay when he is actually working for a Malaysian company.

I also do not understand why are we fighting among ourselves when global players are eating into the market share of our local companies, and Malaysia is losing out economically in the world stage.

Can a Malay lad be more proud if he is forced to work for a Zionist Mat Salleh boss than working for a local Chinese towkay?

Chinese Towkay
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written by sjs, August 19, 2008 20:22:21
IGP undergoes bypass


KUALA LUMPUR: Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan had successfully undergone a heart bypass surgery at National Heart Institute (IJN) on Tuesday.

It is learnt that doctors advised him to do the operation following a routine medical checkup conducted a week earlier at the same hospital.

Musa is currently recuperating at the intensive care unit (ICU) and doctors have put in place a strict no-visitors policy for him to rest.[


It is now confirmed this fellow is a real culprit who tried to fix Anwar. He is highly tensed and he needs this bypass. Looks like, there is no need for Anwar to take action against these guys. They will all die for the evil they did to Anwar and society.
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written by roggon, August 19, 2008 20:30:56
Dear Pete,

Im a muslim and my name is ASUM (Sorry I cant reveal my last name). 1o years ago, I was a member of the President Men to stifle my muslim's brother rise to power. We never have any personal problems but you see, Im ambitious too. So my brother went down the drain and I received a lot of angpows. But this guilt have been haunting me since then. The worst moment is during prayers (I pray 5 times a day never missed fasting a single day, pay the zakat, been to umrah so many times too). Yet this guilt is still haunting me as if its another spirit. I tried to forget my indulging in fun activities with my "dogs" but it just does not work. The DR cant help too. I wish DR. Ristina is till around. Any way, this is really pushing me to the edge of the KLCC tower. But then again, taking one's own life is un islamic. What should I do? I love my family, my lucrative job, my dogs.

Dear Asum,

You must be a very brave man.But do not jump. I adviced you to fill up your Mercedes Benz with C4 and detonate it yourself so that there is nothing left of you. And NO NO, comitting suicide is not UnIslamic. How can it be? you are not muslim, in the first place.

Have a rotten day in Hell.

Pete.
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written by Sabahfan, August 19, 2008 20:43:38
Dear Pete,

This year, i have great problems showing my patriotism during the month of Merdeka...

The reason being that this year i really discovered that Uitm is the Breeding ground for UMNO malay rascist. I have relatives who are studying there and i am so afraid after being trained as rascist, they will even mistreat me since i have no UMNO connections...

At the same time, I pay 5 months salary per year in taxes, and most of this is now spent on NS- so called unifying the various races of malazutbolehland..

I simpley cannot come to terms and feel helpless when i see my money spent on pretentious project such as NS when at the same time, the government is promoting racial segregation through the university of disunity, namely the Uitm...

Please tell me what shall i do? go to a mental hospital???
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written by zam3886, August 19, 2008 20:45:58
Aiyo! dear Pete, you really know how to hurt people's feelings. Just when I thought things cannot get anymore creative, you go and write something funny like this.
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written by Richy, August 19, 2008 20:56:47
RPK, I know yours is a unique way to voice out malpractices in the country and it's difficult to find another another like you who has that much of mental strength especially to go against a powerful government.
Hope you are careful in your steps. We know you are willing to be jailed for your fellow Malaysians' sake and as a member of fellow Malaysians I too have concern for you family.

I know you have your true friends around but I do not want you to end up like Julius Ceaser in Brutus hand. Keep your eyes open
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written by Motherchell, August 19, 2008 20:59:10
Dear Pete,

I was flying over the Pacific Ocean, and one of the passengers had a Heart Fialure,the passenger was a Malaysian and by the Grace of God, there was one Doctor among us , he was of Burmese decent. So with the help of the crew the doctor managed to save the passenger with minimal medical equipment on board.

After we made an Emergency landing , the press found out that the Doctor was not a Heart specialist. Is it right that the Doctor should have done this deed at 33k feet . Don't you think, we should not have allowed this doc to attend to the passenger and that the crew should have checked his credentials first???.Do you also think that we should make a police report on this fictitious Doc. ???

Sincerely Yours,
Frequent Flyer
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written by HARIMAU BIN ABDULLAH, August 19, 2008 21:09:14
Dear sjs, do you know that the former IGP who punched DSAI also suffered a heart-attack not long after the incident?
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written by teohchye, August 19, 2008 21:12:48
Dear Pete,

I am a university dropout and have been unable to get a well-paying job to support my lifestyle and expensive girlfriend. I was doing odd jobs such as driving and making coffee but the pay was miserable. I then had a brainwave and decided to seek career counseling from the DPM who offered me a scholarship, but I told him that I had already dropped out of U and a scholarship is no good since the U will not accept me. He then suggested that I go and get screwed and then have a checkup at an Islamic hospital. I did just that but the doctor could not find anything wrong with my posterior. Should I make a police report and then swear on the Koran?

Uncle Pet's Favorite Nephew
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written by KotaDamansara73, August 19, 2008 21:19:49
Dear Pete,

That day I saw Safi sodomise saifu. It was a great show! I can't believe it. MALAYSIA BOLEH!
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written by Celik, August 19, 2008 21:23:45
Dear Pete ,
I'm referring to your comment for "Islam Jati". As for the question of bribery I agreed 100% with your comment But not on the question of Disco Bar. If Islam Jati is a real devout Muslim he would have not chosen this kind of business which I suppose would definitely sell LIQUOR known to be forbidden [Haram] in Islam. Unless he is the Malay type that professes Islam xxxxxxx, then I reserve my comment.

celik
http://www.howtospeedupmypc.net
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written by Engineer, August 19, 2008 21:36:13
Dear Pete,

My friend insist I post this comment for him.

I bought a degree to look like Oxford.
After bought degree, I ask this FLIP FLOP to marry his daughter. But he say NO never. Being FLIP FLOP I understand it is yes always. Next day we were married.

I just say I graduate in Oxford and everyone believe. In fact they dare not question cos my FIL is very powerful although FLIP FLOP.

Now I use FIL name and power to gain much much riches, my problem I don't know how to spend all this monies very very much I got.

I tried spending on my election constituency; RM100,000 per vote but still much much left. Cannot spent all; in fact come in more than spend out, especially with recent petrol price hike more come in.

A friend says can use money to achieve ambition ie become PM b4 40 yrs old.

pls help Pete.



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written by southallman, August 19, 2008 21:39:03
Dear Pete,

It' been said that there is a time to work and a time to play, all work and no play makes Pete a dull boy. So now Pete you have done your playing, should you not get back to working.

By the way Pete your piece on Dear Pete was HILAROUS and had me rolling on the fllor and neighbours checking what's up. You know something MT is for news that matter, it should have a permanent Dear Pete column where MT readers can lighten up after all the heavy stuff they see everyday.

Thank you Pete , have been with MT from the start and it gets better and better everyday.

Peace
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written by OMARZ, August 19, 2008 21:40:47
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written by hace, August 19, 2008 21:47:16
IGP undergoes bypass

KUALA LUMPUR: Inspector-General of Police Tan Sri Musa Hassan had successfully undergone a heart bypass surgery at National Heart Institute (IJN) on Tuesday.
It is learnt that doctors advised him to do the operation following a routine medical checkup conducted a week earlier at the same hospital.

Musa is currently recuperating at the intensive care unit (ICU) and doctors have put in place a strict no-visitors policy for him to rest.

Well, this is the Chinese Seventh Month and Altantuya is free to visit Malaysia again. Maybe she'll pay him a visit and seek justice from him.
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written by Engineer, August 19, 2008 21:50:09
Dear Pete,

I gotta a feeling the numbers of comment to this Script will hit 1000.

I dare speak on behave of many commenters seeking your help as we are addict to posting comments here and cannot stop

Please help Pete, you need to dedicate a separate server for this "Dear Pete".

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written by Engineer, August 19, 2008 21:53:28
Dear Pete,

My friend as me to post this.

The doctor who operated IGP is a Burmese. He is not a qualified surgeon, neither is he a qualifed sodomist.

Was told the operation is simple cos the patient dont have no heart.

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written by zandi, August 19, 2008 21:53:59
Dear Pete,

I have this dilemma. I should feel guilty for wishing so hard that a certain dirty cop plus a few others like him will be punished here on earth ASAP for the evil deeds they have done to their fellowmen. I should feel guilty that the certain dirty cop had undergone a heart bypass surgery today, and is now recuperating in the ICU in IJN. Problem is, I'm not sure I am even feeling guilty right now. Should I feel a little bit guilty for not feeling guilty??? But then again, it is his own doing, he have it coming. This is karma unfolding before our very eyes. Let this karmic incident be a warning to others like him: REPENT BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE. So, who should be feeling guilty here, again?

BeAfraid,BeVeryAfraid
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written by Mirage, August 19, 2008 21:56:54
Dear RPK,

Truth simetimes hurt but why stop when you are hittting the soft spot and you know it hurts.
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written by HARIMAU BIN ABDULLAH, August 19, 2008 21:59:44
written by HARIMAU BIN ABDULLAH, August 19, 2008 | 21:54:24
Dear Pete, I am a very worried man. Sometimes last year, my wife ordered people to kill my girlfriend, and the case is still on-going. Although my wife is not being implicated, but she is behaving like a mad dog, especially at night. The real problem is I might be implicated and investigated if PR takes over. I am now seriously contemplating to commit suicide. Can you please advise me what is the best way to end my life? But leave Rosmah alone to be sodomised by Saifool, I don't care a damn about her.
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written by Daryl, August 19, 2008 22:02:30
RPK
Thank you for sending the message in comical way. I get to laugh about it behind close my office door. During this time we need all the laughter we can get because we are not sure how dirty DPM and PM is willing to get. God Bless your heart and Malaysia.
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written by RFernandez, August 19, 2008 22:08:03
Another example...

Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for
work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't
gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the
car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in our bedroom with
the neighbor lady. I am 32, my husband is 34, and we have been married
for twelve years.

When I confronted him, he broke down and admitted that they had been
having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would
leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago, and he says he has
been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much,
but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly
distant. He won't go to counseling and I'm afraid I can't get through to
him anymore. Can you please help?
Sincerely, Jane


Dear Jane: A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be
caused by a variety of faults with the engine. Start by checking that
there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the vacuum
pipes and hoses on the intake manifold and also check all grounding
wires. If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that
the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the
carburetor float chamber.

I hope this helps.
-Walter
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written by Jit Dharma, August 19, 2008 22:16:27
Brother Pete,

That's a spicy meatball!!
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written by Mirage, August 19, 2008 22:28:37
Hoo Haa. smilies/wink.gif smilies/grin.gif Who let the dogs out,........
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written by hace, August 19, 2008 22:42:39

Dear Pete,
How come fat n ugly muslim women can have cheek kiss but beautiful muslim women cannot even perform a handshake with their male friends?
Don't tell me GOD also got double standard ar?
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written by malgal, August 19, 2008 22:45:35
mwah ha ha, still holding my sides after rereading the agonising letters. oh and dear pete, altho i work hard and didnt receive a drop from the NEP, ppl think i do anyway and that my grades in school were zipped up to meet a quota. how do i shrug off this misconception that i am helped all da way? mwah ha ha....
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written by malgal, August 19, 2008 22:51:12
dear pete ah pete,
my husband makes me cut ribbon, open parks and smile smile for camera. but he flips and he flops and sometimes i dont know what to make of his decisions. should i continue my vacuus smiling or whack him the head or is it kurang ajar?
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written by Sofiyant, August 19, 2008 23:33:42
Finally I registered myself in becoz my admiration and much respect 2u Pete. You are such a true man and a true Malaysian, ofcoz a true muslim.
Sld start doing video to all this great write up, make as role play, sure will be a hit!
Badang
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written by fireduck, August 19, 2008 23:48:06
Damn, this is too good to pass.

Dear Pete,

I screwed up in my job big time, and lost my job at Beach Valley on March 8th, 2008. But my ex-boss still rewarded me with a stipend of RM40,000 per month. I don't what the huck for, but it sure as hell helps in the upkeep of my Damansara Heights house. Is it immoral to be given such generous rewards even though I screwed up and lost my job? What's your advice?

Shah Jihad
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written by Siapabohong, August 19, 2008 23:49:40
Dear Pete,
Once I have three Chinese friends. The first one borrowed RM2,000 from me 28 years ago to marry a Malay girl whom he have 'korek'. He promised to pay me back the money immeadiatly after he married. He changed his name to Fazi bin Abdullah. Once he got annoyed when I called his old name. He also scolded me when I asked whether he still go back to visit his family especailly during Chinese New Year and yelled at me, "saya Melayu tau"? He is now somebody big in a gomen department. He also looks and talks very much Malay than the Malay. Off course he wears baju Melayu most the time when at home and when he walks around his area of residence. He took nearly a year to pay me back the money. Once I asked a favour from him to copy and send me a computer software programme. He promised to send me the programme but after a long time I did not received the programme I called him but he shut down the phone. Realising he is not interested I cut off the link. Don't want to be 'pipi tersorong-sorong'.
The 2nd one, anyhow he did to his appearance, he will always look like a typical Cina Apek because 'matanya sepet satu macam'. But he still insists he is a Melayu since the day he converted to Islam. He married a Malay girl from Kelantan and wears baju Melayu most the time when at home. Now also hold a big post in a gomen department. Everytime when he met me he will try his very best to convince me to follow his path. Everytime, I said thank you, keep to yourself.
The 3rd one, jilted by many Chinese girls he tried to tackle, so no choice but to married a Malay girl whom is the sister of one of his workers. Changed his name to Usop bin Abdullah and forbid us to call him by his previous name. Also wear baju Melayu all time when at home. Like the 1st one, looks and behaves more than the Malay. Got many gomen contract jobs ever since he made himself behave more than the Malay.
I also have a colleque who is a typical 'mamak'. Whoa! the way he talks and acts very much more than the Malay. He wears kopiah all the time. He also keeps janggut and make himself looks like a ulama. He will defend wholeheartly and to the end if anybody tried to belittle the Malay. He always proclaim himself a Malay. He is now CEO of a gomen school.
Dear Pete,
I cannot understand why these 'mualafs' behave more Malay than the Malay? Is it because of this behaviour they got big post in gomen departments or get more contract jobs from the gomen.
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written by bumiputeri, August 19, 2008 23:55:09
Toaan-Toaan dan Poaan-Poaaan Pambacca MT dan Raajja Pettra,

Saye meminte kappadaa toann-toaan dan poaan-poaan supaya buat ini projek untuk raayat nagara ini. Toan-toan dermalah dare, dan jangan hisap dade!!!!Ini tidak untuk kasihatan kita!!!

Toaan-toan dan poaan-poaan, saya tarak puduli apa worang kata, ini karajaan kasi apa summua kita minta, sangat bai punya, Yang Amet Berrhormatt Padana Manterri sudak kasi tau apa-apa projek unto ini worang, Jadi apa mau lagi????

Ape-ape masalah, kasi tau sama saya, saya ada, jangan kasi tau sama ini Raajja Pettra, diyyaa appaa tau!!!

Tarma kasi!!

Setengah Nilai
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written by trublumalaysian, August 20, 2008 00:12:12
Dear Pete,

My heartfelt thanks for the wonderful article. Amidst a sense of depression, one can always seek a myriad of forms on the net to "enlighten" themselves but yours, certainly made my day. as always....

There is positive hope that a Malaysia for all Malaysians will exist someday. May God's words in infinite Wisdom lead us to this path that we seek in faith. Keep it real as you always do RPK
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written by haQ, August 20, 2008 00:56:37
guys,

don't u read between the lines???
this dedicated to that super mamak who want to sue us as the commenter.
btw, pete always comes with great write up.

killing two birds --> one stone

@)--,--- rose for Pete !! (i'm not a gay, i can swear smilies/smiley.gif even though my name is sai fool)
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written by cheemengwong, August 20, 2008 01:01:21
Dear Pete,

I have a problem, a big problem and I hope you can help me. Here it goes...

I worked the whole of Sunday from 7am to 5 pm
Come Monday, I worked from 8am to 8pm
Tonight, I just came from Jln Raja Chulan continuing to work on my installation work.

Went for my dinner at 11.30 with my son and reached Klang at 12.30am.

Just can't go to sleep without reading MT.

Saw this article and just can't help but write to you for help.

What should I do Pete? I am addicted to MT. I am waking up at 6.30 am today again and going off to work!

I am addicted! Please help Pete

Thank you very much. BTW, my Muslim engineer came in at 9.30 pm and wanted to work. I asked him to go back. He should be at the site at 6.00pm. Park.

Bye Pete
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written by chiramjeevi, August 20, 2008 01:26:18
Dear Ym Pete,
This news was in Berita Harian on Monday, August 11, 2008. I need your help to open this can of worms.

CEO syarikat GLC kena siasat kes pecah amanah
Oleh Ifwan Tun Tuah
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'Datuk' didakwa biayai perjalanan ke luar negara guna wang syarikat

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written by boeytahan, August 20, 2008 01:36:27
Dear Pete,

I treasured your kind gestures in your column for those who are in disarray and you whole-heartedly wanted to help.

I would like to ask one question. After all your sacrifices in your journal in exposing wrong doings of peoples' in power, and having so many courts appointment for charges which might not hold water against you, I would like to ask you whether you might want us to help you just in case.

Just let us know in whatever way that we can help. Malaysians are indepted to you since you started your website to educate and advise.

Your community services in this country is turely invaluable to us and the coming generations!

Daulat Tuanku!

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written by boeytahan, August 20, 2008 02:54:28
How can I have a cure of insomnia when someone threaten to sue me when I comment on a blog of public importance. My justification in commenting is because of simple philosophy that there's no fire without somke.

A good samaritan quoted that he masterminded and collobrated with top law officials to plan and accuse a top politician to buy sodo-mee. Of-course the alerted politician refused his ware. The good samaritan came to know of the ill intention and presented in his blog and I followed to comment.

Later I came to know that he is a prominent lawyer and is acting in defence of a high tensile case which is much of public interest. I just can't remember what's the case about. He did boast that he would become the future AG in the Zambeeweeaaan country. Pete, I am still having sleepless nights due to the law of the jungle that he is in. Do you have an antidote for this illness? I am ****ing scared of this animal. Please help.

Thank you.
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written by boeytahan, August 20, 2008 02:55:52
Oops, Sorry

Dear Pete,
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written by Bigdawg, August 20, 2008 03:24:27
Dear Pete,

The Dpm Najis has made great offer to Permatang Pauh Indians. He wants to give each Indian chap a license to collect scrap metal.

Apparently, the Malaysian Navy has concluded that the waters around Malaysia and Indonesia are too shallow for submarines to maneuvre safely, and further the waters are dotted with unchartered rocks here and there.

Consequently, it is concluded that the submarines are no longer of strategic value and would pose more of death-traps to innocent Malaysian sailors than winning wars against Indon or the Singporas.

The Malaysian Cabinet has met and decided to scrap all 3 submarines and Permatang Pauh Indians are the "lucky lottery winners" for this scrap!
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written by Loonie, August 20, 2008 03:59:17
Dear Pete,
I am an MY addict. This morning I read "Dear Anwar", a letter by Harris and that got me crying. Now you have got rolling on the floor laughing uncontrollably with even more tears. I can't handle all these! Truly God doesn't make mistakes. He bestows even more talents to those who use them wisely, and clearly you are one of the blessed. May God continue to bless you abundantly!!
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written by Loonie, August 20, 2008 04:00:01
Sorry, the word "MY" should read as "MT"- Malaysia Today.
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written by Angela Ooi, August 20, 2008 05:13:09
Dear,dear Raja Petra, you are really a class act. Ever since the crass, Shifty Shafee challenged you, I was impatiently waiting for you to return the favour but more important, how you were going to do it.
Gawd, you are really de tops and you never cease to disappoint or amaze me.. you did it with so much finesse, you showed da fella there he's the one with the peanut brain!!!!
I absolutely adore you and wish you, Marina and your family showers of blessings from God.
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written by cwy, August 20, 2008 09:49:39
"written by Siapabohong, August 19, 2008 | 23:49:40

Dear Pete,
Once I have three Chinese friends. The first one borrowed RM2,000 from me 28 years ago to marry a Malay girl whom he have 'korek'. He promised to pay me back the money immeadiatly after he married. He changed his name to Fazi bin Abdullah. Once he got annoyed when I called his old name. He also scolded me when I asked whether he still go back to visit his family especailly during Chinese New Year and yelled at me, "saya Melayu tau"? He is now somebody big in a gomen department. He also looks and talks very much Malay than the Malay. Off course he wears baju Melayu most the time when at home and when he walks around his area of residence. He took nearly a year to pay me back the money. Once I asked a favour from him to copy and send me a computer software programme. He promised to send me the programme but after a long time I did not received the programme I called him but he shut down the phone. Realising he is not interested I cut off the link. Don't want to be 'pipi tersorong-sorong'.
The 2nd one, anyhow he did to his appearance, he will always look like a typical Cina Apek because 'matanya sepet satu macam'. But he still insists he is a Melayu since the day he converted to Islam. He married a Malay girl from Kelantan and wears baju Melayu most the time when at home. Now also hold a big post in a gomen department. Everytime when he met me he will try his very best to convince me to follow his path. Everytime, I said thank you, keep to yourself.
The 3rd one, jilted by many Chinese girls he tried to tackle, so no choice but to married a Malay girl whom is the sister of one of his workers. Changed his name to Usop bin Abdullah and forbid us to call him by his previous name. Also wear baju Melayu all time when at home. Like the 1st one, looks and behaves more than the Malay. Got many gomen contract jobs ever since he made himself behave more than the Malay.
I also have a colleque who is a typical '*****'. Whoa! the way he talks and acts very much more than the Malay. He wears kopiah all the time. He also keeps janggut and make himself looks like a ulama. He will defend wholeheartly and to the end if anybody tried to belittle the Malay. He always proclaim himself a Malay. He is now CEO of a gomen school.
Dear Pete,
I cannot understand why these 'mualafs' behave more Malay than the Malay? Is it because of this behaviour they got big post in gomen departments or get more contract jobs from the gomen."

Dear Siapabohong, memang you tak berbohong!
There are also many men from Indian, Punjabee and others who marry Malay women to get all the bene benefits from UMNO government.
They are not only betraying their former friends but they dismiss their ancesters totally.
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written by Engineer, August 20, 2008 10:04:13
Dear Pete,

I heard that one shitbag name Shaft It Up Dollah is really angry with a blogger. And for that he broke protocols and as a lawyer go on air and defamed a royalty.

Please advise can the police find him if he goes missing.

Dear Engineer,

He can be always be found in Dollah ass.

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written by teo siew chin, August 20, 2008 11:09:15
Dear Pete

There is a wierd affliction goin round.
Those who caught this bug worry incessantly about the safety of a webmaster, weep over articles, spit at some, laugh hysterically at some, generally messes up the psyches of the readers causing havoc at work, home, social life... and there is at this juncture no known cure for this addiction to MT.
Good news is - it is highly contagious and everybody loves having it!

Can you tell us what we should do about this affliction cos the doc refuse to give MCs for our MTyopism?
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written by PAKRAK, August 20, 2008 12:00:03
Words Malaysians can incorporate into their daily lives:
"ANWARIZED" - To get back-stabbed i.e. People have been anwarized may contact the DPM's hotline.
"BADAWIZED" - meaning: To be stupified i.e. Malaysians seem to be dadawized by the media wjich reports biased news.
"NAJIBBED" - meaning: To be blown to bits i.e. In this country, you better be careful with what you say, you can be najibbed otherwise.
"PETRAD" - meaning: To be exposed i.e. Lately the BN coalition has been petrad in many ways.
"KAYJAYED" - meaning: To shout for no reason i.e. He kayjayed in the Dewan and appeared like a moron.
"BALAED" - meaning: To vanish suddenly i.e. The opposition balaed from the meeting in protest.
"LINGAMED" - meaning: To repeat redundantly i.e. The Information Minister lingamed the same rubbish in the debate recently.
"SOILEKED" - meaningL TO be caught on tape i.e. People have stopped using budget hotels as they are afraid of being soileked.

To be contd......
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written by PAKRAK, August 20, 2008 12:05:51
...Contd

A Short Malaysian Fiction:

Altantuya was cold bloodedly NAJIBBED after she attempted to PETRAD Najib for ANWARISING her and not making the promised payments. Razak was BADAWIZED into covering up for Najib while Najib BALAED from the scene. Razak was actually ANWARIZED. However, Najib LINGAMED that he had nothing to do with it and has been KAYJAYING on the topic in an attempt to prove his innocence. Nevertheless, some quarters have been threatening that they have SOILEKED evidence that Najib was involved.
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written by antiilluminati, August 20, 2008 12:14:07
My Dearest RPK,
Damn you are so funny smilies/smiley.gif
Not forgetting the commentors as well..
Damn you commentors,
You are all a bunch of Jokers !

The problem is i love you guys and your humour a lot .. keep it up.

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written by southallman, August 20, 2008 12:16:49
Dear Pete

Pakistani president Pervez Musharraf's decision to step down would spare Pakistan prolonged pain and animosity between the beleaguered president and a hostile Parliament.

Is there any chance of that happening here in Boleyland.

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written by Engineer, August 20, 2008 12:45:31
Dear Pete,

My friend insist I post this comment.

Please help. I notice in other script MT readers were busy Vote Up for good comments and Vote Down for stupid comments.

But in this script, they were all busy posting comments.

I am so busy refreshing and readings comments in this script I forget to do my homework.

They are all so funny an true.

Dear Engineer's friend,

I am thinking of starting Dear PakLah or Dear Shaft It Up Dollah.

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written by HARIMAU BIN ABDULLAH, August 20, 2008 13:02:10
Dear Pete,
I have a serious problem. Ever since my wife ordered someone to kill my lover, I always feel that my machine-gun is missing, and seem to appear stuck on my forehead instead. So I try using my forehead to entertain her, and she could not tell the difference. The only problem is I feel rather embarrass with a mini-machine gun protruding out of my forehead. What should I do? Please help me. I don't want to go through life like this.
Thank you.
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written by bodohland_citizen, August 20, 2008 14:07:47
Dear Pete,

Your wife is very lucky to have you as her husband. You keep us informed and you keep us entertained. God bless you & your family.
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written by tuankujuki, August 20, 2008 14:38:48
I haven't had a good laugh for a very long time.

At the moment I cant stop laughing.
You are good Pete.
Thnaks for brighten my day.
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written by talkingback79, August 20, 2008 15:41:12
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written by Bigdawg, August 20, 2008 20:47:26
Dear Anjing Besar,

While it is true the BeeEnd gomen has called for PPauh Indians to attend a Scrap Metal Collecting Licensing Ceremony in PutridJaya on 26th Ogos 2008, there is just one snag.

First, one submarine has caught itself among the Middle Rocks near Singpora and it's batteries are exhausted from trying to extricate itself; now awaiting salvage ops.

Second submarine is entangled in fishing trawlers'nets off Johor, similarly abandoned for now.

And the third submarine, has been hauled away by kereta potong kronies for repairs because it seems the previous Frenj-Spanie owners didn't join the sub halves properly.

So after 26th Aug, the PPauh Indians will have to dive into the Malacca Straits waters to locate the 2 subs.

Pete
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written by SUV, August 20, 2008 21:08:31
dear pete,
bila mai pp? smilies/grin.gif
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written by talkingback79, August 20, 2008 21:20:05
Dear Pete,
I hope you can help me figure out this confusion. I am a Chinese Malaysian from Penang. When I was a little boy, I spent much much happy times with my malay friends. We were like a gang of brothers, you know lah that, 'all for on and one for all' thing. Our families were from business circles. And 2 with Datukship families.

Years later, one of them, Sal (short for Salleh), told us his father was asked to join a group of people from UMNO. From then one, Sal was different. He started telling us that Malays should be this and Malays should have that. He later left us. Then another chap, Hussain, too started talking cock and displayed signs of resentment for me and the chinese chaps. He too left the group.

So, Pete, from our ignorance then as secondary school boys knowing nuts about politics, we concluded that this farking UMNO thing must be a destructive force from hell for it destroyed the brotherly relationship of a group of young boys of the 3 races that made up Malaysia. Were we wrong then, Pete? Were we? Hope to get a reply from you, Pete, Bye Pete, God bless you Pete.
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written by talkingback79, August 20, 2008 21:30:25
Ayuhhh, Najis is bit late. if he had done the offering few days ago during the month of the hungry ghost, the God of Hades could have granted Altantuya a free pass to visit Najis...ayuhhh. he missed it....
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written by boeytahan, August 21, 2008 00:34:39
Correction: Last paragraph:

I sincerely won't abandon your objective just because of some hiccups. I AM NOT FROM YOU BUT I WOULD BE WITH PR IN FIGHTING FOR A DEMOCRATIC AND FREE MALAYSIA FOR THE RAKYAT!

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written by Fart Fart Wah, August 21, 2008 01:29:08
Dear Pete,
I have a confession to make..and I cannot tahan I msut tell you so that you can forgive me.

about 12 years ago I screwed an underage girl. There was a lot of publicity about this. Because i was a CM I managed to ward off the pressure and put the other party in jail for six years. In the court case the nine men with me were found guilty. I escaped when I told the court that the girl was 16 at the time I screwed her. When the judge asked me how come? I said she was only 15 when the other men had her. As for me I only managed to screw her at 12.01am of the next day...so technically she was 16 years old and 3 secs. I lasted 2 secs with her..
I ran to the chief Mahmook for help...the mahmook said ..leave it to me kiss my ass and I will fix the judges...he mentioned someone named Leengam..
I asked him ..do I keep saying I am innocent...he said..correct, correct, correct...
since then I am a Tan Sri..but i still feel guilty about it..please advise..
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written by Puttut, August 21, 2008 08:07:32
Dear Pete,

I have this problem, I am a Cina Apek. Approx 5 years ago I came to know a Tan Sri who was very closed to Rafidah. This Tan Sri is able to sell me an AP to import high end cars for RM20K each. Every month I made a couple of millions and now I felt the risks are too high for me to carry on my business. Previously there were a lot of news going on but we, the buyer and seller AP club managed to sogok the reporters and all of them suddenly became quite. As you know this year our president Rafidah was thrown out of the job and was taken over by somebody else, this is still ok as my seller did not increase the price of the APs. I need to know what will happen when Anwar managed to sieze power by end of the year. Can I still by my APs at the same price? If yes, do you know from who? Worse still will the new ICAC team come and korek us? Pls help me as I am having sleepless night, if you give me a satisfactory answer I will bank in RM5 mil to your Swiss account ok?
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written by Fairminded, August 21, 2008 10:09:26
Dear Pete, may I add another suggestion to the gentleman whose business had failed? Instead of working for a Chinese Towkay who probably worked 10 hours a day and expected his staff to do the same in a hot and mucky sweat shop, coffee shop or some hawker stalls. Try getting a job in a government linked company. Afterall, government linked companies are not included in the count when they come to the figure that 90% business is controlled by Chinese towkays. If the government linked company (GLC) failed it will not show on the statistics. Also, because of this absence of accountability they can afford to employ unskilled, not qualified personnel who likes an air conditioned office to pass their time thinking out excuses why the GLC fails and how to blame it on the non Malays. This gentleman will fit in fine. He does not have to compete with other companies. Mega projects will be given to the GLCs. If they do not complete the projects, what the heck, the UMNOPUTERAS who owned them will just squeezes more money from the government which in turn will squeeze the non Malay business for more taxes making them work harder which means the employees of these non Malay companies had to work harder which means that they are a bad choice to work for.
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written by The bags, August 21, 2008 12:03:46
To RPK , and all pls let voters in PP understand that saiful case is NOT IMPORTANT ,he is alive not dead ok....forget about him.... whether he was sodomised or not let him and DSAI faced their own God in their own grave.......let us focus on our own finicial problem , LET SEND ANWAR TO PARLIAMENT , LET SEND ALTANTUYA KILLER TO HELL.....Leis vote for ANWAR...
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written by krepot, August 21, 2008 12:33:40
Dear Pete,

I am totally flabbergasted!

Well done!

More! More! Encore!
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written by Australian Malaysian, August 21, 2008 18:43:06
Rules for a flat chest



Dear Pete,

I have a major complain to make & the thought of suing you makes my situation worse as I just wouldn't know where to start. You see, after reading your Q&A on this page, I have suffered & am still in excruciating pain as I feel that my ribs have left my body due to the massive shakes & trembling that they've had to endure due to laughing excessively & uncontrolably.

Please help as I feel like I might need another dose just to see if my problem will disappear....on second thoughts, just reading about the charades of the present government, causes the same recurring problem! Oops & ouch, here it goes again...just about got paralysed!

No doubt, I'm sure that at least half the population(approximately 3 billion people) of this world might be experiencing the same problem.

All I can say is "if there's a problem, there'll always be a solution" & we know what it is & lets hope & believe that this will soon end after the 26th of August 2008, the day the people of Malaysia will get liberated from this fiasco! Pete, keep strong & walk tall & hold your head up high & long live DSAI!!!! smilies/cheesy.gif smilies/cheesy.gif
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written by slimbrowser, August 21, 2008 20:21:48
I am a Sabahan. Before UMNO came most muslim bumiputras and non-muslims respect each other, and even shack the hands of non-muslims. Most intermarried having no thoughts about religion at all. Some converted to Islam, and some, after marrying muslims just stay the way they were. Each to their own faith with a lot of respect to each other. Their marriage lasted until the last day of life.

When UMNO came, the muslims starts to distant themselves from us. Some even refuse to shake our hands fearing that our hands may be contaminated with pork. They became arrogant. I suppose this is because that they were brainwashed into thinking that only they existed in this world and they feel superior over others.

But some still retain that Sabahan traits. They still go and drink with their friends in chinese coffee shop, even after the sembahyang Jumaat. They have the sincerity in their heart to be friends and extend help whenever needed. I longed for those times to be back. But that will not come... the damage has already been done.

I sincerely hope that with Anwar at the helm, things will change in Sabah. Kick out UMNO, and a new political party will arise to ride the waves with PR.
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written by marfugis, August 21, 2008 23:38:02
Dear Pete,

I am in love with this person who is being potrayed all over pmtg pauh... he is cute and lady like but he belongs to the number 2 ...what to do?
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written by tino_chan1988, August 22, 2008 09:39:27
Truly a master piece from a master craftsman!

I can't fault any of the comments written and can't help laughing too.

Well done, you should be nominated for the Nobel Peace prize this year.
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written by pakasia, August 22, 2008 17:39:58
The MALAYSIAN FLAG = OUR CONSTITUTION

Flag downed is not incorrect after all. This is a strong message to Bodowi.
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written by pakasia, August 22, 2008 17:55:22
Assuming Chinese and Indians do not exist in bolehland. Can I compare Malaysia with Sulawesi and Sumatra alike? The issue here is not about race eating the rights of the other. The problem of Malay today is UMNO. UMNO recipe for success is nurturing a definite uncompetitive pipeline for our many talented Malays. Most Malays are smart and intelligent, what we lack of is the correct environment to develop our sense of competition. We are the Jaguh Kampong! Can we stop blaming the Chinese and others for our failures? Can we stand up on our own and make it big on the world stage with our brains and true culture? YES, we can if UMNO policy is re-written or totally abolished so that new policy will take over. The current policy could only produce incompetent minds and souls.
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written by Hello Keithy, August 22, 2008 23:43:19
Dear Pete

I have a confession. I can't live without Malaysia Today. I always have this nightmare that Bukit Aman will take away your computer one day. If it really happens, what can I do ? Please advise.

Disgusted Malaysian
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written by lampard, August 25, 2008 22:24:38
Dear Pete,
This is fugking funny, you can really tak kok man!!!! smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif smilies/grin.gif
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written by boeytahan, August 29, 2008 00:31:30
Dear Pete,

I signed-up on the petition in your site but was requested to make donations or contributions under a third party. I won't mind contributing a token but what worries me is that why does many parties coming in out of your websites?

In our world of net surfing, there might be lots of kgb's working about just to poke into our mutual connections. Would you Pete or labisman indicate thru my email.

Thank you.
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